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[–] 58 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Mentat-ass lookin motherfucker

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago

    It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

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  • [–] 50 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    It's like he nabbed Stalin's moustache off his corpse when he died and glued it to his forehead upside down.

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  • [–] 46 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Mrs. Brezhnev: "Leonid, what are you doing on that computer?"

    Brezhnev: "I browse"

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  • [–] 27 points 10 months ago

    He’s a mentat.

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago

    Optical illusion.

    When you turn the picture upside down it’s Tom Selleck.

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  • [–] 18 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    He looks qualified to own a car wash. (Reference)

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago

    His eyebrows are cosplaying as Londo from Babylon 5

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    Damn this dude already looks like a political caricature of himself

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago

    Luigi at 80.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago

    Brezhnev isn’t #1, he’s the entire leaderboard — those eyebrows have their own ZIP code.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    The funniest thing about this is that they look trimmed. How wild were they before he intervened?

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Looking up pics of him is kind of a trip, you can tell he gets them trimmed regularly, but not regularly enough. He's constantly cycling from normal human eyebrows up to this.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    That was a delightfully weird rabbit hole, and thank you for that. It's almost as if his eyebrows were a metaphor for the health of the USSR.

    My grandfather's clock was too large for the shelf,

    So it stood ninety years on the floor;

    It was taller by half than the old man himself,

    Though it weighed not a pennyweight more.

    It was bought on the morn of the day that he was born,

    And was always his treasure and pride;

    But it stopp'd short — never to go again —

    When the old man died.

    Like that song, except with eyebrows.

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    My eyebrows would look like that if I didn’t trim them regularly. It’s a Slavic thing.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)
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    Eyebrows? I believe you mean eyebrowperiod

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