Mentat-ass lookin motherfucker
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It's like he nabbed Stalin's moustache off his corpse when he died and glued it to his forehead upside down.
Mrs. Brezhnev: "Leonid, what are you doing on that computer?"
Brezhnev: "I browse"
He looks qualified to own a car wash. (Reference)
He looks qualified to own be a car wash.
Fun fact: Romania's current prime-minister, just like Bogdan, has mighty eyebrows
Soviet eyebrows were no match for Romanian eyebrows. That's why Romania lives on
Brezhnev isn’t #1, he’s the entire leaderboard — those eyebrows have their own ZIP code.
The funniest thing about this is that they look trimmed. How wild were they before he intervened?
Looking up pics of him is kind of a trip, you can tell he gets them trimmed regularly, but not regularly enough. He's constantly cycling from normal human eyebrows up to this.
Chasing a receding hairline with your eyebrows.
That was a delightfully weird rabbit hole, and thank you for that. It's almost as if his eyebrows were a metaphor for the health of the USSR.
My grandfather's clock was too large for the shelf,
So it stood ninety years on the floor;
It was taller by half than the old man himself,
Though it weighed not a pennyweight more.
It was bought on the morn of the day that he was born,
And was always his treasure and pride;
But it stopp'd short — never to go again —
When the old man died.
Like that song, except with eyebrows.
My eyebrows would look like that if I didn’t trim them regularly. It’s a Slavic thing.
He’s a bloody Hynerian!





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