Helix and Vim/NeoVim? Muscle memory is overrated anyways.

But, but over 3 billion devices run Java!

You don't need this many editors x) Neovim for all your terminal needs, emacs evil mode when you need some actual UI in there like a notebook or R markdown !

Besides that, Java is never the right tool. It's always close enough but never quite right ; just like you can technically replace every single tool with a knife... But you shouldn't. (Except a knife does have a proper use, Java does not)

Why does it start with Men? Did you mean to put "man" there, or do you think only dudes collect tools?