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Don't be a fool, use the proper tool. (lemmy.curiana.net)

submitted 10 months ago by ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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I made a meme.

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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 9 points 10 months ago (1 child)

But, but over 3 billion devices run Java!

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[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 10 months ago

I don't think you want to run on all of those devices. I think you probably only want to run on your machine and your other machine

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