Join the bidet gang.

thank the rules i've never had to do this.

if you ever get in such an emergency, best to use just another tissue, or a towel, and if all that isn't there, sock i guess?

As a South East Asian, we clean our ass with water and soap. The first time I pooped outside of home was when I was a toddler during school. The restroom next to my classroom had a tap water and a bucket with "dipper" (according to translation, that's what it's called). We would wash our nethers by scooping the water with "dipper" from the bucket and then clean our hole with soap. It was awkward doing it outside of home, and I have mentally trained my mind to avoid pooping outside of home. Weirdly enough, it worked because I only feel that "terrible need" when at home. A dad's friend also has the same mindset as me. While driving us home, my friend told his dad there are public toilets he could use if he really needs it badly. The dad said he doesn't want to poop outside the house.

The second and last time I pooped outside of home was years ago as an adult at work. Emigrating to Europe, I had to use toilet tissue, but I felt dirty not cleaning my asshole with water and soap. Good thing it was near the end of my shift at that time and went home shortly.

And then it bobs on top of the surface of the water like the saddest, most persistent log you’ve ever seen, until you drown it with piss some hours later. Terrible for your pipes. Do not recommend

first time i failed my driving test I went to the mall, to a massive shite, and there's was no tp, you can guess where the "Failed" paper ended up in.

As a man, I have my TP usage measured out. 2 sheets (folded) per wipe. Repeat as necessary.

Wife moves in. TP roll eaten by unknown creatures on a daily basis.

*Takes out sandpaper*

To this day one of my favorite scenes

I like this artist's style. Reminds me a lot of Kohta Hirano.

Sauce?