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[–] 18 points 10 months ago (10 children)

As a man, I have my TP usage measured out. 2 sheets (folded) per wipe. Repeat as necessary.

Wife moves in. TP roll eaten by unknown creatures on a daily basis.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Eh, maybe. In my many years on this planet I have noticed that women really do, on average, use a fuck ton of toilet paper. Even more anecdotally, when I got divorced my toilet paper use decreased by 90%.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Women use TP every time they pee, it's not just pooping. This particular thread of comments reads like an episode of the Honeymooners.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I do too though. I'm not a barbarian that can live with piss dribble in my pants

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Just get a bidet like a civilized person. Tp is gross and wipes (the only actual way to clean the shit off your ass instead of just painting a thin tissue brown) are horrible.

    I also wouldn't be proud of how little tp your dry shits take, you just kinda sound dehydrated.

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