First "Don't turn it on and off again" case ever seen by IT

... Do DND rules allow for an otherwise inanimate object to... itself, cast fireball?

So you have a device that will cast fireballs for you and you don't sell it?
It even did 2x at the same time!

Just get it identified to know the % chance to cast fireball and you can sell it at the enchanted weapon shop.
Even if not, Gheed will probably take it off of you.

But I stg if you complain about your second monitor again I'm taking your thunderbolt dock away.

Terrified him but he's coming back for more huh?

Many years ago one of the computers in our area literally burst into flames from the PSU

Reported it to IT who came and visually looked at it and said yeah it looks fine to us, computer turns on, bye

So, when the entire landfill goes up in flames due to improper battery disposal we'll know who to blame.

Misread, thought they meant the whole laptop.