Balloon cops (sub.wetshaving.social)
 

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[–] 31 points 1 year ago (1 child)

It baffles me how people keep just obeying the laws of gravity even if nobody is watching. Like, Newton is long dead and it doesn't harm anyone if you just sit on the ceiling in your own home, so why self police?

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    It bothers me that that's almost certainly Bing Crosby, but he's being called Frank. Sinatra was roughly contemporary with Crosby; maybe if he was being called Geoff or something the cognitive dissonance wouldn't be as bad.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Is it really breaking the law of gravity if you don’t get caught?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Thank you for this, I saw this like 10 years ago and had forgotten about it. Still funny as hell all this time later.

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  • [–] -2 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Please explain why it's funny. The laws of physics don't work the way the written laws do. You can't just break them cause a cop is not around. Please explain the joke.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I wonder if someone's made a joke like this in a science paper before. Something to the effect of "we don't understand what's happening in our experiment as it seems to break the laws of physics. Perhaps the physics police just isn't around to enforce them."

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  • Jeroom is a comedic genius

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    He's No. 1 on the most wanted list of the gravity police.

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  • The laws of gravity won’t keep me down

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