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[–] 55 points 11 months ago (6 children)

It's a good thing the shirt didn't day "I turned my game off to be here." She might not be ready for something that serious.

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  • [–] 26 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    I have kids, they don’t turn their games off. They leave them running on one screen with YouTube playing nonstop on another screen while they’re watching ticktock on their phone in a different room. This is not an exaggeration.

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago* (2 children)

    If any kids think they're pulling that shit with my OLED monitor, they're in for a rude awakening.

    Screen burn-in, that's a paddlin'.

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    Everyone in the server is pissed.

    "How is this dude pausing Fortnite? Hacker!"

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I will ditch an online match for instant nookie

    You just need the resolve

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    I once left my char in LOTRO auto running to go have sex. Came back to having gone offline from afk, but still alive and far from where I started, and a bunch of annoyed friends on Ventrilo. Would do again.

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  • [–] 18 points 11 months ago (1 child)
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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    She's married!?

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    cries in dark souls.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Online games: I went AFK to be here.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Online games dont pause, but sometimes love still wins.

    Or a pause that comes during an intense fight in a single player requiring complete attention (e.g. Cuphead, Hollow Knight). That takes love ❀️

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    I left the match. There was no pause button. I love you.

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