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[–] 29 points 11 months ago

Of course I'll press it.

I'm not going to cut my nose off to spite my face.

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  • [–] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    I am my own worst enemy.

    Great success!

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  • [–] 18 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    Now does that mean jk Rowling remains a woman or switches sex. Two very different outcomes. One vastly more entertaining than the other.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    :3 jk becomes broke and an out group/minority.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Im not about to wish to be broke. But i might wish for complete anonymity.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    I might wish for a net worth of a couple hundred thousand, which would definitely feel poor to Rowling

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I wish for exactly €1000000 in my bank account, to be completely cut off from social media for the rest of my life, and all my intellectual property to be donated to trans rights groups.

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    Do my enemy gets same wish as mine, or can he select own wish (he gets same thing - making own dream true)?

    PRESS, my dream is to make all phobes disappear. No more enemy :3 I feel so smort on this!

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    I looked at the comments and was wondering why everyone else had the same response as me and then i realized the community

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    If my greatest dream comes true my enemy wouldn't exist, whoever they are ;)

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Uhhh, is eternal peace really that bad to ask for-

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago*

    Huh. I guess that now nobody has significant political or military power. World peace achieved <3

    Alternatively, finally, Putin becomes pregnant

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    I mean who is my enemy, my neighbor who's passive aggressive but otherwise we never speak to each other? I dont have enemies unless we're talking most rich people, and they cant all get something thats not what the meme says.

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