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Life's hard enough as it is, one has to practice self love.
Seriously, who wouldn't do this if we could?
I don't know whether my nose would be my organ of choice, but I otherwise agree.
As someone who was more flexible as a teenager, let me tell you that it feels a lot more like performing the act, rather than having the act performed on you.
Okay, so, I've heard this before, which leads me to ask this completely earnest question out of genuine scientific curiosity, but have you ever sucked a dick that wasn't your own?
Because I can't imagine someone with no inclination would like it very much. Ergonomically and logististically — it's a bitch, and harder to jive with sans any experience in the field. On the other hand someone who enjoys sucking dick on the regular might get more out of the activity.
I like sucking dick but I also know there are a lot of people with dicks who don't and one of the things I've heard from people who have succeeded performing autofellatio is that it feels more like sucking a dick than it does getting your dick sucked. Honestly, hearing this just makes me want to do it more.
He can't it has a giant elephant dick in it
First off, we don't know how giant that elephant dick is. And two, why are you dick shaming the elephant? What did they ever do to you?
The difference between Reddit and Lemmy is that you can post this without getting shadowed banned
But that's Mastodon's mascot!
Man, y'all are wrong. People on both platforms be stupid as hell. Myself included.
What was I talkin' about?
To be honest, I need something more substantial, but I haven't found where to go after we lost forums
I have something more substantial...
The irony is that reddit users would say the same about other people on other platforms.
I remember that. They never shutup about rick and Morty, and there was a whole community where they rated the smell of their own farts.
When the other platforms were twitter and facebook, it wasn't really wrong either. The bar was just that low.
You don't have both a nose and dangle long enough? Please answer us that you do not regardless of your bait and tackle situation, I'm not feeling like getting jealous
I do feel like I have more authentic interactions on here. It's hard not to see how much more heavily a huge platform like reddit is botted and astroturfed, and controlled by a handful of owners, mods and powerusers, compared to the nascent fediverse. Not that we don't have those things here too, I think Lemmy just hasn't had a high enough profile, yet, to warrant much attention from the same bad actors who run vast portions of reddit, X, and facebook. Here's hoping it stays that way for a little while longer.
Nope. Once it picks up traction it will eventually be controlled by the powers that be to stop "hate speech" and we'll have to go somewhere else. It's the circle of the internet 🥹
I'm new here but this reminds me a lot of what reddit was like around 2008. I and lots of people came from slashdot, to be able to talk about things other than computers. So everyone is a nerd that cares about data and wants to have a genuine conversation, and I think that makes my experience more intelligent because it becomes less about winning by drowning interesting topics with the same rehashed jokes or tropes, and more about formulating your own thoughts as best you can.
You think if I could do that I'd be here?
Tbf biggest reddit communuties are gaming ones and biggest lemmu communities are programming ones.
thats because lemmy is new and niche. when reddit started it was all star trek programing and other nerd shit too
A decade ago, My nephew asked me what my Reddit name was. He was 9 years old. I looked at his old comments, and he was a pretty active Redditor on gaming subreddits.
It was then that I stopped trusting the numbers of comments on posts as a signal of quality.
Tbf, a lemmy user is far less likely to be a bot, so... yes?
Mini rant: that’s the #1 thing I was getting sick of before exiting Reddit. It was at the point where the larger subs, think memes or technology, were all reposts of high performing posts that bots were posting. Then they’d use other bot accounts to steal the highest performing comments from under the same picture/article.
The amount of times I’d see the same post 10 times, with the same top comments all from different accounts that all cross posted between each other because they were a part of the same network was crazy. The bot population was insane at the time I left.
I’m not even talking about regular reposts which I actually do like. (I think there’s an XKCD about post exposure?) I’m talking about coordinated karma farms that would spam the hell out of the place.
I'm sure there is a Mastodon joke in there somewhere.
Colonial Americans saying they’re smarter than the British.
“Dude, you were British, we all were!”
Smart enough to stop being British
points at the usa president in 2025
Smart? Not even remotely.
Uhm... the brits have a long string of horribly incompetent (and evil) PMs and the royal family is the same level of inbred rapers of children so...
Let's not try to compare the two and acknowledge we are both horrifically imperialist nations with self destructive tendencies who just happen to be at different points on the curve.
points at brexit
buddy this is a race to the bottom
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