TFW your government literally just hooked a brain dead pregnant woman up to life support against the wishes of her family, to force her to give birth, but somehow tries to paint political promises of baby baskets for newborns as dystopian nightmare fuel.
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I thought the republicans loved babies.
Wouldn't they be all over the first two points there?
No, they love unborn babies. Born babies cost the money they want to steal from our taxes.
Same with “support our troops.” Once they are vets it’s time to strip them of all their benefits
But they can’t prey on or traffic unborn babies. So they still have SOME interest in the born ones.
They want those from the immigrants. Seriously, what do you think all of this immigration crap is really about? They separate the kids from the families and they are putting everyone in camps that are ran by for-profit private, concentration camp companies. So money, power and sex, what it always is
They aren't pro-life, they're pro-birth.
They like to control unborn babies to birth because they’ll eventually be born with little chance of not being poor.
Keep them poor and stupid; eventually they’ll be old enough to vote republican. Remember, they love the uneducated.
I wish I could do those mental backflips, but for physics and maths.
I'm going to misquote George Carlin here, "if you're preborn your fine, if you're preschool you're fucked".
No, they love slaves, which babies will become if we withhold from them the necessities of life for long enough.
The ones that live at least.
Because the single most most thing in the entire world to them is making absolutely sure at all costs that no one “bad” ever gets anything for free. Even if that means leaving whole generations of their own kind without a pot to piss in. Better that 100 deserving should starve than one degenerate get a free lunch.
They just like occupying uteruses and vaginas. That’s why so many of them act like douches.
How does it being cardboard help prevent sids?
They are two separate clauses i think
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cardboard causes no problems
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the cribs help prevent SIDS
I did a quick search and found this:
So its not about the cardboard, its about the makeup of the crib itself
Gotcha, phrasing was confusing.
I think he meant having a crib helps, not it being made out of cardboard.
Who's Sid?
Not a funny joke
I asked who's Sid, not who's not. Your not funny reply didn't help.
Turns out it's a syndrome.
I kind of assumed you were making a joke, not asking the question in good faith. Perhaps others made the same assumption.
Ok I'm sure bud. It was clearly not a name as it was used in the sentence. It was capitalized as SIDS. When you see a word in all caps like that, it's commonly understood to be an acronym. The context clues alone really leave no room for misunderstanding to any person with reading comprehension skills that it was not a name of a person.
You made a low effort joke about something you likely knew was a sensitive subject. It was inconsiderate at best.
Double cringe that you can't just own up to being inconsiderate and unfunny.
Edit: Seems like 0x0 isn't a troll, just really bad at reading.
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