Incest is fucking relative!
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can you explain this to a brit
Typically the joke is that you escape family on Thanksgiving with your cousins to go on a walk and get high before returning. This twists it and adds incest
I didn't know we were supposed to get high! We just got out of the family for a while
I didn't get high, I didn't get laid... goddamn, how much of life did I miss?
Wait, seriously? You guys didn't realize that you were supposed to smoke weed on "the walk"? That's hilarious.
But the tweet doesn't even mention nonces
They appear to be from Birmingham.
Not the UK one.
Does distinguishing country actually matter here?
So does the original Birmingham, which is why they said that.
The original Birmingham is in Alabama?
Sure! Thanksgiving is principally a national holiday in the U.S. that traces its roots to religious and historical traditions from England, particularly during the early 17th century colonies in the New World.
It’s meant to be an autumn harvest holiday. The apocryphal story is that Puritans sat down with Native Americans to feast and celebrate goodwill between their respective groups but the evidence for this is suspect at best.
Over time, Thanksgiving became more popular and involves heavy travel during the (pre-) holiday season. It’s a chance for families to enjoy each others’ company before Christmas and feast on roast turkey and a variety of vegetable dishes.
Hope this helps! Go with God.
Deep South moment
My cousin got a vasectomy. I'm basted and ready to be stuffed.
I think it's fine then
Icks me out, but I can’t find any moral fault.
I definitely get why it picks you out.imagine banging your cousin without one of your parents watching while you do it. Gross
What happened to family values?
You just need hotter cousins
I mean IDK if you're both guys and you're second cousins I heard it doesn't even count and he agrees
'Twas many years ago and the ensuing drama from being caught and him being left behind while the rest of his immediate family went back to Michigan, well, it's not a particularly jerkable memory.
That fivehead is on point.
No joke we have some in our family who are second cousins. They're known as the inbreds.
cousins
The turkey isn't the only one that got holes stretched and stuffed to satisfy 12 people


Nice
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