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[–] 208 points 11 months ago (33 children)

Incest is fucking relative!

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  • [–] 53 points 11 months ago (11 children)

    Pun aside, on a socio-cultural and legal level yes it is relative, it all depends how far separated you are on the cousin tree and what is legally and culturally acceptable. Like in many Middle Eastern countries first cousin marriages is straight up normal and not considered incest.

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  • [–] 28 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    It's legal in a lot of states in the US

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (4 children)

    They may not consider it incest, but it sure the fuck is.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Is it? What makes it incest and at what distance does sex with a relative is no longer considered incest?

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  • [+] -35 points 11 months ago (18 children)
  • [–] 73 points 11 months ago (10 children)
  • [+] -6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Puns are my entire existence. Stop judging people based on 1 misinterpreted comment. Do you realize how much it hurts for you to think that I'm bad at puns?! 😢

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  • [+] -7 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    strongsuit

    Not a word, my dude.

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  • [–] 22 points 11 months ago (3 children)
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    It's you guys who got wooshed.

    But to be fair I suspected that my joke wasn't obvious enough.

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    what in the Alabama

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  • [–] 48 points 11 months ago (29 children)

    can you explain this to a brit

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  • [–] 136 points 11 months ago (12 children)

    Typically the joke is that you escape family on Thanksgiving with your cousins to go on a walk and get high before returning. This twists it and adds incest

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  • [–] 46 points 11 months ago (11 children)

    I didn't know we were supposed to get high! We just got out of the family for a while

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  • [–] 58 points 11 months ago (8 children)

    I didn't get high, I didn't get laid... goddamn, how much of life did I miss?

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    I was supposed to get laid with my cousin, but then I didn't get high

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  • [+] 108 points 11 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    But the tweet doesn't even mention nonces

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  • [–] 26 points 11 months ago (8 children)

    They appear to be from Birmingham.

    Not the UK one.

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    Does distinguishing country actually matter here?

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  • [+] 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)
  • [–] [S] 24 points 11 months ago* (2 children)

    Sure! Thanksgiving is principally a national holiday in the U.S. that traces its roots to religious and historical traditions from England, particularly during the early 17th century colonies in the New World.

    It’s meant to be an autumn harvest holiday. The apocryphal story is that Puritans sat down with Native Americans to feast and celebrate goodwill between their respective groups but the evidence for this is suspect at best.

    Over time, Thanksgiving became more popular and involves heavy travel during the (pre-) holiday season. It’s a chance for families to enjoy each others’ company before Christmas and feast on roast turkey and a variety of vegetable dishes.

    Hope this helps! Go with God.

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  • [–] 74 points 11 months ago (10 children)

    My cousin got a vasectomy. I'm basted and ready to be stuffed.

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  • [–] 17 points 11 months ago (8 children)

    Icks me out, but I can’t find any moral fault.

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    I definitely get why it picks you out.imagine banging your cousin without one of your parents watching while you do it. Gross

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  • [–] 24 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    I mean IDK if you're both guys and you're second cousins I heard it doesn't even count and he agrees

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    [–] 46 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    That fivehead is on point.

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    [–] 16 points 11 months ago

    So much Giving, so much Thanks

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    No joke we have some in our family who are second cousins. They're known as the inbreds.

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  • [–] 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

    cousins

    The turkey isn't the only one that got holes stretched and stuffed to satisfy 12 people

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