Jackie Chan is 71... Bit late for a sequal?
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This movie sequel will be mandated by Trump's Freedom-of-Speech Certified (TM) state media critics, to recreate the Jackie Chan saying the N word scene, in order to be approved. /j
Or they were already working on it before he said whatever he said
It looks like Brett Ratner was working on it and couldn’t get it picked up. He was canceled for sexual assault and harassment allegations. Apparently he also wanked it in front of the catering staff.
Damn Jeffy, you gonna share those underaged girls?
Edit: Ugh, let me explain the joke. Chris Tucker was on Epstein's plane multiple times and was a huge supporter of Michael Jackson. Donald Trump was a good friend of Epstein. Brett Ratner was credibly accused of sexual assault multiple times. Donald Trump now wants to make Rush Hour 4.
...Does anyone even want this? Even if we ignore the controversies (like Jackie Chan serving on the CPPCC, Chris Tucker flying to Epstein's island, and Brett Ratner harrassing a dozen women we know about), who actually looks at Rush Hour 3 and waits 18 years for a sequel?
Orange dementia patients want it and if he read what you wrote, he’d want it even more.
I've seen a lot of films. A lot. I haven't seen any of the Rush Hour movies. So, no, I do not want a Rush Hour 4. I liked Chris Tucker in The Fifth Element, but that's about it.
The studio will find a way to quietly torpedo this monstrosity. Trump's dementia can't lock onto an idea for more than a week, he'll be saying this was a dumb idea next month.
Wait, Chris Tucker beat his crack habit?
I thought he was super clean and religious?
Not sure if that's super dry sarcasm or earnest confusion.
I remember reading that he turned down next friday because he didn't want to normalize weed use.
And the director is a fucking rapist who was rightfully canceled. Trump is the one pushing for this.
Jackie Chan has denounced America
Hell yeah!
And sided with the Chinese dictatorship,
Oh...
What a weird thing to draw a line in the sand about. Denouncing America doesn't sound like a crazy thing; it's run by a cultist rapist.
dunno man... unlike the american dicatorship they got top notch evs and shit. top. notch.
Remember how the last one ended with the heroes double-punching the paedophile Roman Polanski?
Why does this administration only seem to help people with credible sexual misconduct allegations?
On the one hand, I enjoyed the first three and would gladly watch a fourth. On the other, there's no way I'm giving money to this creep. Yo ho ho...
Jackie Chan is in his 70's now... I'm not sure how that would work out
Thanksgiving isn't even here bucko. I don't care how you package them, you keep your Santa ho ho hos until December 1st like a decent human being. Besides what does Santa even have to do with pirating a movie?!?
It's been 18 years and we are just now getting the 4th installment of the franchise? This has failure written all over it. Chan is 71, Tucker is 54. Get ready for a slow-motion action film...
agreed, especially with CHAN trying to be part of the CCP politburo and failed.
It's unlikely he'll ever be allowed to join the CPC due to his past adultery and his son's drug use, they have pretty strict character requirements. It isn't like an American political party where any idiot can become leader.
Remember like a decade ago when Jackie Chan said he was retiring from action so he could be taken seriously as a real actor?
That didn't really work out for him now did it
He's been amazing in more dramatic roles many times. Watch "The Foreigner (2017)," "Shinjuku Incident (2009)," and "New Police Story (2004)."
That said, he's had issues - cozied up to the Xi regime, issues with alcohol and drunk driving, a son in frequent trouble with the law where Daddy bailed him out... So you have to hold his nose a bit to watch movies. And he's clearly got a bit of the Nic Cage in him where he can do some great stuff, but also doesn't seem to say no to anything, so he does a lot of trash movies.
Chan always had a rule "no guns". It was about the martial arts.
But then he did a film (Vanguard) for the CCP that was garbage. He walked around shooting guns and "captain China" pulled some bullshit out of a hat after being shot 8 times. Also random CGI lion and lady. Jackie was horrible in it. The plot sucked and it was textbook crap movie.
Worst film I've seen this decade. The reviews are hilarious because clearly someone didn't like it bombing so they paid a bunch of nationalist idiots to say good stuff about talking points they were given.
Harrison Ford was like 90 when he played Indiana Jones again. They will get him a younger sidekick and that's it.
- But why
- See #1
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring his hit franchise back to the big screen
No wonder the Orange Pedophile likes him...
Is Jackie Chan involved? The pic doesn't look like him, and it seems out of character for him to agree to something like this
of course, bringing back CCP shill and a pervert into the mix. PARAMOUNT is really doing "wonders" under ELLISON.
He did it. He finally fucking did it. Something good. Holy shit.
..he got a rapist his job back. Good would be someone else making the movie.
Which one is the rapist? I sure hope not Jackie!
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