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Nope, that's not taking his name in vain. No matter how much the christian busy bodies would have you believe. That particular idea is about shit like the prosperity gospel or christian nationalists.

Jesus has already forgiven me.

While true, christians have been sidestepping that one, and others like it, for longer than our civilization has been a nascent idea. They just say the laws that apply to man don't apply to god. It's not even that difficult of a conclusion. See: God causes a crack in the earth to swallow up an entire family because they sinned? A-ok. Can a man kill someone and their family because they sinned? Nope, have to follow the laws about it, written in some book called leshitticus or something, idk.

God so loved his creation that they would condemn to hellfire every child born into slavery who never has a chance to experience or express a single ounce of religious agency, much less participate in the requisite Christian salvation pageantry!

Her pain is God's love!

Technically, the 10 commandments tell believers not to be envious. Not to envy your neighbor’s stuff.

Envy is “I wish I had what someone else has.”

Jealousy is “I’m worried someone else will take what should be mine.”

(Though in modern English “jealous” has largely absorbed the meaning for “envious,” I think the distinction is worth making because both concepts are individually useful.)

Since the first commandment is “you shall have no other gods before me,” God being “a jealous God” fits the 10 commandments well.

Tbf, of all the fucked up shit and inconsistency in the bible, this one isn't really a thing. The tenth commandment uses a different word (covet) and has a different context than in the "jealous god" used earlier.

The tenth commandment is very structured around "wanting shit that isn't yours." Because God (canonically) is the rightful owner of all things, he cannot be covetous

Not that this refutes your argument or anything but they're not sidestepping it. It's an example of "rules for thee not for me". As far as they're concerned capital G od is above men and as it's his right to impose rules that apply only to those beneath him.

You can see it in their politics, Christians support the top down model and don't believe those in positions of authority should be held accountable in the same way as the "common" man. UNLESS, they represent an opposing ideological stance.

If anything, the thing you should use as an example of God's hypocrisy is that he sicks Satan (who is subservient to God) on humanity...... as a flex?

Politically that's be like the DNC being subservient to the Republican party and being used to piss off a bunch.....wait (This is a joke... kinda)

I like to think that a small learjet carrying 12 passengers passes through a time portal, and when the captain steps out onto that Tigris plain, he winces at the sun and says "Jesus Christ!" and the people bowed

But in the Latin alphabet, Jehova begins with an I.

It's in one of Mayday episodes, I can't remember which one but it's likely easy to find if you search for that.

It seems like it should be Alaska Air flight 261. But I can't find the source on the saying. Maybe I dreamed it!

Considering I haven't seen any frost giants lately, I think Odin is doing a great job!

It's because they missed the point of my comment. That it's selection bias to claim that everyone is praying to the Christian god, when statistically, that can't be true, even if they are praying.

The selection bias had nothing to do with selecting the planes that crashed, but selecting planes that crashed in the US, which is a much more Christian country than many other places.

Because there is no magic sky magician letting kids die a gruesome leukemia death, while saving a specific plane because a special favorite person of his happens to be on board the aircraft. There's just physics and mechanics and pilots and things going right and things going wrong.

Because of Poe's Law. Sometimes I try to make my intentions obvious but sometimes I just don't care