Boomhauer: Dang ol’ lemme tell ya, man, talkin’ ‘bout them subways, dang ol’ whole thing just one big ol’ mess, I’ll tell ya what. You get down there, man, tryin’ to catch that dang ol’ train, an’ it’s like vroooom goin’ by when you need it, but soon as you late for work it just sittin’ there like it’s takin’ a dang nap, man.

R.I.P. Johnny Hardwick

Dale would never get a tattoo. That's how they implant their tracking chips.

Pocket sand!

POV: You’re about to buy the best alien urine this side of Roswell

What subway is that? I assume he's going to some convention featuring cosplay, but it's not Dragon-Con/MARTA.

Wangooo!

He looks like the guy from burn notice