Damn, maybe consider a reusable cup?

At 14 cups, he starts phasing out of our reality at the quantum level

After his 13th cup he will get a meeting invite from his manager and HR to share some news with him. Prioritize your health and your family folks. No one gives a shit how hard you worked, you are just another worker bee making some filthy rich fucks richer

that's like 6 peepee trips minimum

Brain: It is what it is.
Heart: But not for long.

Do you work for Cloudflare by chance?

Just know the recommend intake of caffeine is sub 400mg a day.

You sure they're all from the same day?

Regardless of whether or not they're from the same day and what caffeine does: that's so much waste! If you drink at the same place, get a fucking reusable cup! Cutting down on this nonsense would do so much more than damn paper straws. It's not even hard. Drinking out of a nice cup is more enjoyable too. I really hate when I forgot my thermos or a store refuses to fill it

Heart problems incoming

Coffee increased heartrate, like exercise, but does not open up arteries, unlike exercise, so when you drink a lot of coffee it's like making your heart pound against a wall for hours.

Make sure you get up and do regular stretching.

Damn😂 Most I’ve gone for is 3 cups

Their poor body...

Just fine here. I'm more interested if they had a panic attack and left work early yet.

I start having headaches, and shaking after 4.

I used to abuse caffiene / coffee to an extreme. I had an espresso machine at home, and another in my office, and there were MANY days where was drinking more than 32 oz of espresso in a day. Most of my gastrointestinal issues can be directly attributed to this behavior. I don't suggest this to anyone.

That being said, I still can enjoy cold brew, and my morning ritual is a big tumbler with 1 cup cold brew , 1 cup water, 1 cup oat milk, and ice. That gets me through most days. I also do break it up where i switch to tea for extended periods.

And a regular Coke to take the edge off, I guess?

1. Your keyboard is gorgeous
2. I wish I had your coffee budget
3. Ensure you're getting hydration otherwise too, right?

My caffeine was reduced 90% recently. If you wonder whether you can be more effective or sleep better on vastly reduced caffeine, I'm here to tell you that NO, there is no upside.

Must be Frank Drebin Jr

This is how you get spitters in left for dead

Dear god my heart hurts looking at this.

Looks exactly like whatever random anonymous “hoteling” office I might occupy on a given day. Corporate America sucks.

This guy poops

I bet it reeks of undiagnosed ADHD in there.

..... and this guy doesn't even work here

Are we sure this isn't Stan the Java Man from mad TV? https://youtu.be/YJn5MrBy1A0

@xylogx I love your keyboard. I have the same. For 18 years now. If i die i want to be buried with it. Like an ancient warrior. And if your employer allows: Get one of these tiny espresso machines, the take up less space than the cups 😜

That’s nothing — I made a stack of empty Yorkshire Tea boxes that extended from my desk to the ceiling.

Just looking at that image makes me want to go pee on his behalf

I switched to Chicory because I do the same :) Just a regular ceramic cup that I reuse though.

You are going to get coffee balls if you keep this up.

Do you not have a coffee machine in your office? Not even considering the money, I'd be annoyed having to repeatedly run out to the café 😅

Like... 8?