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Why nominate his bitch ass in the first place?
Oh cmon, look at how hard Donny is trying to make a peace happen, he’s even saying mean things about Israel now. “No new wars”

Why the fuck did he sign it
He's senile as shit. Probably thinks it's more official if he reasserts he knows his own name. Especially after calling himself "donakd".
Wait when did he say Donakd?
Because that's what old fucking people do on text or Facebook
I've given up trying to understand that man's thought processes. I've decided he has none.
Dear Diary, I'm hungry.
Signed, me.
ChairmanMeow,
His reasons for signing were unclear.
Sincerely,
Raymond Holt
This is like boomers signing text messages.
Sincerely,
Empricorn
My dad does that.
Best Regards,
samus12345
Dear samus12345
Regarding your previous commentary, I would like to remark that you neglected to properly adress the gentleman whom you were replying to.
I sure hope your father shows far better attitude when writing to the world wide web. I highly recommend to ask them for advice on how to improve your formal language.
Yours Sincerely,
stebo02
Professional shitcommenter
WHY AREN'T YOU ALL WRITING IN UPPERCASE LETTERS TO SHOW YOURE HUGE PENIS? ME, USER OF THE LEMMY THING
My mom uses emojis as a signature
Which ones? Varies?

Lol you'll never win you piece of human garbage
Maybe if it was the Nobel Rape prize, or the Nobel Fraud prize, or the Nobel Fleece People For Everything They've Got Prize, you'd have a chance.
I think it's the trump prize of fraud, rape, lies. Etc we should establish.
The category is too big. Probably have to split it.
Really? Why? Didn't he say he was dropping bombs because it's time for peace? Why would you withdraw such a noble prize to someone so peace-loving and earnest?
Fuck it, nothing means anything anymore. All institutions are crumbling. Give ‘em the Nobel Prize, give ‘em the Fields Medal, give ‘em the Heisman Trophy, give ‘em the Mark Twain award.
Yeah, I had the tiniest bit of faith in the Anti Defamation League, but after they called Musk's stunt fair game I realized pockets of money could even buy ethics groups. From here on out, unless a group manages to zero its profits or earnings by the end of the year, they're untrustworthy.
I stopped trusting humans in general. There is a good chance that anyone you meet on the street is a cryptofascist.
Can someone tell Pakistan there is a form to withdraw your nomination? That'd be great, thank you.
Wait... I thought Pakistan nominated him. Why nominate him as a Ukrainian when he wants you to give up parts of your invaded land. When he promised to end the war within 24h after inauguration, but did nothing but make a mess. When he's Putin's little bitch... Why are people trying so hard to make Idiocracy a reality?
If a Nobel got him to calm down, I'd let him have it. It might as well be so much toilet paper anyway.
If Trump wants to go all full-dictator, he might as well look the part and adorn his chest with medals like a bird hoarding shiny objects.
Contemptible shitbag.
We’ve blown way past idiocracy now. we’re deep into ‘don’t look up’ now
They did. I am confused too.
The Peace Prize should be given to those who give justice and that's certainly not Trump.
I would have thought Ukraine would pull him the moment of that stupid White House incident.
This FUCK is unbelievable. He wants a cookie for withdrawing a nomination which should never have been made in the first place? Should we applaud?
Read this garbage, talking about appeasement. This Merezhko a fascist himself, and every accusation is a confession. What about the literal far right extremists and nazi sympathizers in Ukraine who are responsible for the maidan massacre and helped grab power and start and escalate the civil war? What a fucking farce.
It needs to become clear to everyone that you can't just demonize Putin and deify tools like Trump or also Obama. They all play geopolitics. They all only care about gaining and maintaining power. The world has gone fucking insane believing this shit.
Why this poor deluded fool nominated Trump for a Nobel peace prize in the first place is anyone's guess.
Incidentally, a friend of mine is a Nobel prize nominee. He's been putting that in his resume for decades, and it never fails to impress. What he never explains is that anybody can be a Nobel prize nominee. In his case, a friend of his, who was a university professor, nominated him at his behest for shits and giggles. And that's all it takes to be nominated, and for the nominee to put the word Nobel in their resume.
I mean, all you have to do is look at Trump's domestic policy to see he's a violent monster of a person. If he somehow were to win the Peace prize I'd lose faith in the Nobel Foundation entirely.


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