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[–] 19 points 11 months ago

Vegemite does taste like something a prison should serve... marmite though 🤌

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  • [–] 16 points 11 months ago

    The cunt's got a point

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    The title sounds like a 90s rap lyric.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    I thought this was Dull Mens Club for a moment.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    Given the taste, I assume it could burn through steel bars

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    So far the comments are all jokes, but I'm not laughing. The inmate is Australian, the prison is Australian, and Vegemite is widely beloved down under, certainly not something esoteric, expensive, or difficult to obtain. Banning it is simple cruelty, akin to banning hamburgers in US prisons.

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    [–] 34 points 11 months ago* (2 children)

    You gotta fight

    For your right

    To vegemite

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  • [–] 21 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    The last U.S. president to visit Australia, Barack Obama, once said: “It’s horrible.”

    This is a lot funnier if you read it out of context.

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    [–] 9 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    For others wondering, stated reason is “cultural”.

    claiming in a lawsuit that withholding the polarizing yeast-based spread breaches his human right to “enjoy his culture as an Australian.”

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    He's been incarcerated for decades and hasn't forgotten the taste. Clearly this is a matter of national importance. Get on it Albo

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (11 children)

    What is wrong with this person? Who willingly chooses to eat Vegemite?

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    Disregarding the case where you are a Marmite supremacist I'll say why.

    Vegemite and marmite can be thought of as a bitter spice to put on top of butter toast. Just like with salt you can put nothing, way too much and the just right amount. The just right amount is way more subjective than tomatoes or cheese on breat since it can vary by a factor of 20-50x.

    I have converted some people to eating marmite and I do it by putting 2-3mm of a knifes tip on the toast and spreading it as thin as possible.

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago (8 children)

    Just because you don't like something doesn't mean others don't.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    I like just about any food, but I can't see how people can stand Vegemite.

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  • [–] -2 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Vegemite is one of the few exceptions to this

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I am a person who willingly eats Vegemite, so is my family, most of my friends, co-workers, acquaintances, the literal hundreds of children I've cared for in my line of work for the most part all eat vegemite.

    More than 22 million jars of the stuff is produced annually, which points to the fact that a whole lot of people must be willingly eating it.

    You're not the main character. Your opinions are not the most important or the most correct.

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