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[–] 192 points 11 months ago (29 children)
  • [–] 80 points 11 months ago (8 children)

    So like Cities Skylines but for real.

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  • [–] 66 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    It's crazy to me that none of the people in the right lane of traffic are just escaping off to the right. Everyone's just sitting.

    Maybe there was a process of natural selection, where all the people sensible enough who could get out got out, and it was 100% stubborn people remaining by the time the picture was taken.

    I do think of that mentality "But I don't want to go right, I want to go straight, I'm not turning, everyone needs to get out of my way so I can go straight, I'm waiting here until that happens" as an American thing, but I guess we don't have a monopoly on it.

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

    “But it’s not my favorite way! I can’t go that way!”

    I’ll take exits to who knows where to avoid traffic even if sitting in it is technically faster. Every time the highway gets shut down for a snow-related accident, my adventure gene lights up and we go exploring the back country. It’s never fun, but it beats sitting in traffic, and it’s never as bad as the time I got stuck on the highway in a blizzard and was stuck at 15mph for a normally 2-hour-70-mph drive that took me some 5-7 hrs to complete.. the next morning I took a perfect imprint of my license plate off the ice covering my car. Kept that in my freezer in a box for a couple years until sublimation made it unreadable.

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  • [–] 0 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Maybe there was a process of natural selection, where all the people sensible enough who could get out got out, and it was 100% stubborn people remaining by the time the picture was taken.

    For some reason this inspired me to evil.

    I propose that we tax inattentive drivers. How? By adding easily avoidable large tolls along major roadways.

    Imagine a road with two lanes in each direction. You're driving along a stretch of long empty country road. Over the course of several miles, all sorts of signs, lights, and warnings announce that the right lane, and only the right lane, will be subject to a $100 toll. And a toll reader is set up to do just that. If you drive through the left lane, no toll. If you drive through the right lane, $100. Again, you provide plenty of warning. You would have to be half asleep, drunk, completely distracted, or drugged out of your mind to miss the signs. Hell, we'll post it in all sorts of languages even.

    Now, if you're worried about a potential traffic bottleneck forming...no worries! We can hook the tolls up to a traffic counter, and the tolls are only active when traffic counts are very low. So only active during low levels of sparse traffic. And we could make all the signs electronic, so they all turn off when the tolls are inactive.

    I propose we toll inattentive drivers.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Especially if you have that mod that disables traffic despawning, along with that realistic building population mod. Build one skyscraper without having a robust public transit system already in place, and it'll bring your city to its knees.

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  • [–] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Wow, it's like a giant sliding block puzzle.

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  • [–] 17 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    You know at some point the cars that can turn right will and the cars to their left will be able to turn right and so on. Seems like this will eventually unfuck itself.

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    But then the cars that turn will be giving in!?! They will be late for the thing they're doing!

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    Do they not have a "don't block the box" type of law there? Being within the intersection like that seems crazy to me

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago* (1 child)

    Check out the whole line of cars that could be getting through right-to-left, but there are two jerkwads who insist on not moving their car a foot or two apart to open up the little space and let them proceed.

    Turns out the real America was in the hearts of the world this entire time

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    There are modern roundabouts and then there are rotary intersections. Modern roundabouts have traffic entering the circle yield to traffic already within it, while rotary intersections have traffic within the circle yield to traffic entering. That makes rotaries, but not modern roundabouts, susceptible to locking up like this.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    Oh buddy, traffic laws in Brazil are light suggestions not really enforced. Red lights? Just drive through, don't stop. Roundabout? Just drive straight through they're just painted circles on the road, silly. One way street? Who's gonna stop me? Roads usually flow like you see in SE Asia where its like a flowing stream of motorcycles, except there's a lot more VW Gol's and Fiat Uno's. Even the Civil and Military police don't give a shit and drive like everyone else. Just don't get caught speeding on a speed camera or you will get a ticket for going .1 KPH over the limit.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    They're in the process of untangling it, though! if only they can convince the white car on the rightmost lane coming fromt he upper side of the picture to turn some 30° right, one of the directions will be able to move. Once all cars from that side of the city have passed the intersection, the ones coming from the lower right of the image can go. And once all of them have gone, maybe in a day or two, it's the turn for the truck carrying liquid concrete to move onwards!

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  • [–] 102 points 11 months ago (8 children)
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    None of those "odd" letters are Swedish. I don't care about it being a meme, could put at least some effort into it and make it actually funny.

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  • [–] 63 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

    Almost this exact picture was used to explain "Deadlocks" in one of my early computer science classes in college.

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  • [–] 49 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Solution is simple. Plant the busses in place as a permanent memorial to the passengers.

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  • [–] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    This happens in nature as well. Ants, antelope, and many other unintelligent animals get stuck in a "death spiral" and die of exhaustion.

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  • [–] 18 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I enjoy how casually you insulted these animals as "unintelligent" after we've established that humans do the same. I guess, you never said that humans weren't unintelligent, though...

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Factorio flashback intensifies.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    The civil-service centipede.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Omg.... Is that a ..... Snakeybus reference???

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Imagine driver honked.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    Double decker buses are iconic and wouldn’t have this problem (instead they get stuck in low bridges).

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    I have no words.

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  • [–] -3 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I assume this is AI generated? The windows on some buildings in the background don't seem to make any sense, and looking it up, i only find this image, i would've thought i'd find an artictle from six years ago?

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