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Men will say anything to avoid admitting they're bad at sex.
Isn't this basically trying to roll back women's position in society from people to baby makers?
I'd argue that he's just trying to claim that the reason no woman has ever gotten pleasure from sex with him is because he didn't want her to.
you should also notice that's the conservative worldview in general. people only have a right to exist as long as they're useful to society in one way or another. the same also appears in the work context, where they're sternly against "handouts" because they don't want to give "lazy" people a way to exist.
people only have a right to exist as long as theyβre useful to society in one way or another.
And the view of the current conservatives in power in the US is that you can only be useful to society in very specific ways: For women, it's reproduction and home making, and if you dare break out of that you are "destroying society".
people only have a right to exist as long as they're useful to society in one way or another
Capitalism, you say? :-D
Everything is gay.
Pretty funny i found this post right on top of another and they pair pretty well

The whole party is stuck in the closet terrified to come out
Given the grindr stats that follow them wherever they go, this seems plausible.
Yeah, was gonna say - this guy is another one of the "always, in every context, thinking about gay sex" closeted Republicans. Religion does this to them, the systematic and merciless repression of sexuality causes it to become an immense burden.
Religion does this to them, the systematic and merciless repression of sexuality causes it to become an immense burden.
Not just for the ones in the closet either. Hetero people are told their entire lives that sex is bad and internalize that their desires are evil, then they get married and you expect them to suddenly have a healthy sexual relationship?
I bet, the next thing he said was "Dominating another guy is alpha male behaviour".
Getting your boywife boipreggers is completely heterosexual behavior
Heh, so the ancient Greeks were on to something?
Also the Roman elites literally only had sex with their wives to procreate. For pleasure they went to the brothel or fuck a slave or concubine.
I think they just romanticize Western antiquity which often saw sex as a manifestation of power and control rather than an expression of intimate connection.
He's trolling, right? Like he can't be seriously sitting there saying that?
I mean, a whole lot of them really do seem to want to go back to Roman/Greek norms, so uh...
Does this toga make my (UwU) look fat?
Who is Luke moody and why would anyone listen to that garbage of a human being?
Sound bite listening republicans on facebook, twitter, etc. These people exist so there is a big enough 'ecosystem' to capture the common person who is swayed by public opinion. That is, where public opinion is the vague sense they have of everyone agreeing with them because it's all they see between little puppy videos or recipe videos or their weird aunt ranting about democrats being evil.
But I like little puppy videos...

I'd have to know who he is to know he's garbage
Really? All I need is that quote to know.
I mean, I just need that photo of him in that hat.
If you're having sex with a woman, you're having sex with someone that likes dick. People who like dick are gay. Having sex with a gay person makes you gay.
Checkmate libtards.
Now I have to tell my wife I've been gay all these years.
The only way to stop being gay is to never touch her again, otherwise you're touching someone who has touched a dick and by the transitive property that makes you gay. Touching your wife is gay.
Is wiping your arse gay?
Yes, and on top of that, pooping is slightly gay. Also, using your hands to pee is gay because you're touching a dick. Also sitting down to pee is gay. And do NOT wash your penis, unless you're super gay.
Definitely. You're gay just for asking.
Ok, thanks for clarifying.
I've got another...
What about when you're out shopping and you're unloading the contents of the trolley onto the conveyor belt at the checkout and you accidentally touch your wife's box of tampons/panty liners?
Does that make you gay??
I guess you're already gay at that point for unloading the trolley
Exactly. You're in the grocery store for something other than beer? Gay.
And that ignores the fact that just buying feminine products makes you Uber-Queer.
I have an other.
What if you are in a manly bar drinking manly beer. And you strike up a manly conversation with an other man about lumberjacking or something. And when you talk about sharpening your manly axe, you accidentally touch their hairy hand. Which causes your piercingly manly gazes to lock like the door on a sportscar.
So you start talking about WWE and show each other how to perform a death grip with your arms tightly around each other. Then you want to test the strength of their lips, by giving them a manly kiss. And you carry them like a firefighter into a toilet stall to compare your manly leather underwear.
And you end up fucking the shit out of each other.
Is that gay?
I'm guessing the logic is:
Gay people only have sex for pleasure (because they can't reproduce), therefore, all sex for pleasure is gay.
Its like saying fish only swim in water because they can't go on land, therefore, all creatures that swim are fish.
Damn didn't know Lemmy drafted Aristotle. Another win for the Fediverse.
Dear Aunt Agatha,
I own a dick.
I like to have my dick caressed by other dick-loving individual.
What does that make me?
Sincerely,
All-out-now McJohnson
You said dick three times in your letter. If you say the word dick that means you're thinking of a dick, and that makes you gay.
Can you imagine being a woman choosing to fuck a Republican?
This implies women can't be as bigoted as men and i can tell you they most CERTAINLY can
I don't really think it does. I'd think an awful bigoted woman would want to have an orgasm during sex just as much as anyone else.
Want and deserve, tho, are very different.
I can definitely see them being convinced orgasms are bad. They were convinced to vote for a rapist
They may be getting them. Just not from their husbands.
The icecream man can handle it.
That's a common urban legend that has been pervasive, but is still untrue. Conservatives get ZERO pussy, and that problem was conquered in 1976 when they began to reproduce asexually.
Can you imagine choosing to fuck a democrat? Id want to find ouf many many kids she has to know how much welfare she getting. Spin the wheel cuz she has at least 1 std.
Oh, she doesn't want a husbsnd, she just wants the money from child support.
Look republican girls are just as stupid and shitty, if you decide to "pick a side" and you are red or blue, just leave my colorless ass outta your bullshit.
Edit: basically if a large part of your "identity" is being left or right. Red or blue. Democrat or or republican. I dont particularly want to talk to you.
I also realize it may be an intelligence issue. I may to stupid to understand all the minutiaes. But alas, politics sucks.
It is gay to make your wife's pussy wet?
She has to be in pain otherwise you're a fag that has feelings.
Insanity.
It's really sad to see what Donald has done to people's brains. Enjoying good sex with one's wife is now checks notes gay, and raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia.
There have been a number of religious secs that believed pleasure during sex was sinful. The Shakers forbade sex altogether, thus, no more Shakers. Others accepted that sex was necessary but tried to come up with methods to remove or decrease the pleasure. A blanket strung down the middle of the bed with a hole in it.
Others accepted that sex was necessary but tried to come up with methods to remove or decrease the pleasure.
Ever heard of Mormons "soaking?" LOL:
"According to Men's Health, soaking is when a man puts his penis inside of a female partner's vagina. They then lay in the bed and have someone else shake the bed to cause movement"
They think of it as a loophole to get around the whole "no sex before marriage" thing.
I learned about the Shakers and Quakers back in elementary school but can't remember much about them. I didn't know they were celibate. So I looked into it and there are only 3 left in the U.S.
- The number of Shakers in the U.S. rises to 3 (NPR.org, Aug. 2025)
A new person has joined the last active Shaker community in the U.S, bringing the Christian, communal, and celibate group to a total of three. They once numbered in the thousands.
Interesting. Thank for showing me a rabbit hole to dive down.
I picked up a fascinating book about Shaker furniture and architecture at a thrift store a while ago. Their religious ideals led to some extremely functional designs of furniture and structures that honestly can still be useful today. For example, Shaker chairs are designed with extra tall backs to be able to be hung up on the wall to make it easy to sweep underneath them when cleaning
I've seen a theory that the shakers were specifically founded by a handful of aromantic/asexual folks and basically built a community for aro/ace folk before any acknowledgement of these concepts existed. Given their views on equality and functionality it does not take much of a leap of the imagination to see how such a community could form from a bunch of autistic aro/ace folks in a period when any of those characteristics would make it difficult to survive
I hate to play the devil's advocate here, especially since I believe all MAGAs are douchebags, but Luke Moody's stupid statement could also be interpreted a different way, like maybe he meant that he impregnates his wife every time he gives her an orgasm. So, like, once a year, tops.
If it keeps these people from breeding, then there's your silver lining.

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