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[–] 294 points 11 months ago (13 children)
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  • [–] 44 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Well, differently from the movie, she can always "unchoose".

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  • [–] 37 points 11 months ago (4 children)
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    So she's actually as repugnant as he is, and her views are just as bad. I can't remember her name and I can't be bothered to look it up because fuck her, but she's a minor influencer in the Conservative sphere. She goes on the streets and does those stupid shock value "interviews" with strangers.

    For anyone curious, this is from a series that a Lefty political commentator, Luke Beasley, did, where he and her sat together and tried to have measured discussions about their views. It was interesting, but it only went on for about 6 episodes, and it was rocky the entire way.

    Its all up on YouTube. And I watched. And despite her showing the smallest glimmer of understanding occasionally, she ultimately could not be convinced to change her views. It didnt help that her vile ass husband was behind the camera the entire time.

    Lastly, her husband didnt overtly say the above quote verbatim, but it was definitely heavily implied. This wasn't putting words in his mouth, its a legit view he has.

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  • [–] 258 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Men will say anything to avoid admitting they're bad at sex.

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  • [–] 216 points 11 months ago (10 children)

    Isn't this basically trying to roll back women's position in society from people to baby makers?

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    you should also notice that's the conservative worldview in general. people only have a right to exist as long as they're useful to society in one way or another. the same also appears in the work context, where they're sternly against "handouts" because they don't want to give "lazy" people a way to exist.

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    people only have a right to exist as long as they’re useful to society in one way or another.

    And the view of the current conservatives in power in the US is that you can only be useful to society in very specific ways: For women, it's reproduction and home making, and if you dare break out of that you are "destroying society".

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  • [–] 138 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Pretty funny i found this post right on top of another and they pair pretty well

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  • [–] 114 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    The whole party is stuck in the closet terrified to come out

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  • [–] 51 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Given the grindr stats that follow them wherever they go, this seems plausible.

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago

    As an econometrician / data wonk, I'm pretty sure we are past 'plausible', more like well into 'you could do a legitimate scientific paper on this and essentially prove it, and now we're arguing over error bounds and precise methodology'.

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  • [–] 17 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah, was gonna say - this guy is another one of the "always, in every context, thinking about gay sex" closeted Republicans. Religion does this to them, the systematic and merciless repression of sexuality causes it to become an immense burden.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    Religion does this to them, the systematic and merciless repression of sexuality causes it to become an immense burden.

    Not just for the ones in the closet either. Hetero people are told their entire lives that sex is bad and internalize that their desires are evil, then they get married and you expect them to suddenly have a healthy sexual relationship?

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  • [–] 87 points 11 months ago (8 children)

    I bet, the next thing he said was "Dominating another guy is alpha male behaviour".

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Heh, so the ancient Greeks were on to something?

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  • [–] 70 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    Who is Luke moody and why would anyone listen to that garbage of a human being?

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  • [–] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Sound bite listening republicans on facebook, twitter, etc. These people exist so there is a big enough 'ecosystem' to capture the common person who is swayed by public opinion. That is, where public opinion is the vague sense they have of everyone agreeing with them because it's all they see between little puppy videos or recipe videos or their weird aunt ranting about democrats being evil.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    But I like little puppy videos...

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Look, so do I, but there's a clear difference in a lot of ways between how folks consume media. I see a relative doing it in a way that's just... sad. I would put reddit's way of it, even with all the algorithmic bulldonkey, above facebook or tiktok feeds.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    I'd have to know who he is to know he's garbage

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  • [–] 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Really? All I need is that quote to know.

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  • [–] 142 points 11 months ago (20 children)

    If you're having sex with a woman, you're having sex with someone that likes dick. People who like dick are gay. Having sex with a gay person makes you gay.

    Checkmate libtards.

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  • [–] 41 points 11 months ago (10 children)

    Now I have to tell my wife I've been gay all these years.

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  • [–] 24 points 11 months ago (9 children)

    The only way to stop being gay is to never touch her again, otherwise you're touching someone who has touched a dick and by the transitive property that makes you gay. Touching your wife is gay.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    Definitely. You're gay just for asking.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Ok, thanks for clarifying.

    I've got another...

    What about when you're out shopping and you're unloading the contents of the trolley onto the conveyor belt at the checkout and you accidentally touch your wife's box of tampons/panty liners?

    Does that make you gay??

    I guess you're already gay at that point for unloading the trolley

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Exactly. You're in the grocery store for something other than beer? Gay.

    And that ignores the fact that just buying feminine products makes you Uber-Queer.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    I have an other.

    What if you are in a manly bar drinking manly beer. And you strike up a manly conversation with an other man about lumberjacking or something. And when you talk about sharpening your manly axe, you accidentally touch their hairy hand. Which causes your piercingly manly gazes to lock like the door on a sportscar.

    So you start talking about WWE and show each other how to perform a death grip with your arms tightly around each other. Then you want to test the strength of their lips, by giving them a manly kiss. And you carry them like a firefighter into a toilet stall to compare your manly leather underwear.

    And you end up fucking the shit out of each other.

    Is that gay?

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    I'm guessing the logic is:

    Gay people only have sex for pleasure (because they can't reproduce), therefore, all sex for pleasure is gay.

    Its like saying fish only swim in water because they can't go on land, therefore, all creatures that swim are fish.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Dear Aunt Agatha,
    I own a dick.
    I like to have my dick caressed by other dick-loving individual.
    What does that make me?
    Sincerely,
    All-out-now McJohnson

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

    You said dick three times in your letter. If you say the word dick that means you're thinking of a dick, and that makes you gay.

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  • [–] 64 points 11 months ago (13 children)

    Can you imagine being a woman choosing to fuck a Republican?

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  • [–] 41 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    This implies women can't be as bigoted as men and i can tell you they most CERTAINLY can

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  • [–] 16 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    I don't really think it does. I'd think an awful bigoted woman would want to have an orgasm during sex just as much as anyone else.

    Want and deserve, tho, are very different.

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 11 months ago* (1 child)

    That's a common urban legend that has been pervasive, but is still untrue. Conservatives get ZERO pussy, and that problem was conquered in 1976 when they began to reproduce asexually.

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  • [+] -10 points 11 months ago* (2 children)

    Can you imagine choosing to fuck a democrat? Id want to find ouf many many kids she has to know how much welfare she getting. Spin the wheel cuz she has at least 1 std.

    Oh, she doesn't want a husbsnd, she just wants the money from child support.

    Look republican girls are just as stupid and shitty, if you decide to "pick a side" and you are red or blue, just leave my colorless ass outta your bullshit.

    Edit: basically if a large part of your "identity" is being left or right. Red or blue. Democrat or or republican. I dont particularly want to talk to you.

    I also realize it may be an intelligence issue. I may to stupid to understand all the minutiaes. But alas, politics sucks.

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  • [–] 58 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    It is gay to make your wife's pussy wet?

    She has to be in pain otherwise you're a fag that has feelings.

    Insanity.

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  • [–] 53 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    It's really sad to see what Donald has done to people's brains. Enjoying good sex with one's wife is now checks notes gay, and raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia.

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  • [+] 28 points 11 months ago* (3 children)
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    There have been a number of religious secs that believed pleasure during sex was sinful. The Shakers forbade sex altogether, thus, no more Shakers. Others accepted that sex was necessary but tried to come up with methods to remove or decrease the pleasure. A blanket strung down the middle of the bed with a hole in it.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Others accepted that sex was necessary but tried to come up with methods to remove or decrease the pleasure.

    Ever heard of Mormons "soaking?" LOL:

    "According to Men's Health, soaking is when a man puts his penis inside of a female partner's vagina. They then lay in the bed and have someone else shake the bed to cause movement"

    They think of it as a loophole to get around the whole "no sex before marriage" thing.


    I learned about the Shakers and Quakers back in elementary school but can't remember much about them. I didn't know they were celibate. So I looked into it and there are only 3 left in the U.S.

    A new person has joined the last active Shaker community in the U.S, bringing the Christian, communal, and celibate group to a total of three. They once numbered in the thousands.

    Interesting. Thank for showing me a rabbit hole to dive down.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    I picked up a fascinating book about Shaker furniture and architecture at a thrift store a while ago. Their religious ideals led to some extremely functional designs of furniture and structures that honestly can still be useful today. For example, Shaker chairs are designed with extra tall backs to be able to be hung up on the wall to make it easy to sweep underneath them when cleaning

    I've seen a theory that the shakers were specifically founded by a handful of aromantic/asexual folks and basically built a community for aro/ace folk before any acknowledgement of these concepts existed. Given their views on equality and functionality it does not take much of a leap of the imagination to see how such a community could form from a bunch of autistic aro/ace folks in a period when any of those characteristics would make it difficult to survive

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago* (1 child)

    I hate to play the devil's advocate here, especially since I believe all MAGAs are douchebags, but Luke Moody's stupid statement could also be interpreted a different way, like maybe he meant that he impregnates his wife every time he gives her an orgasm. So, like, once a year, tops.

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