I'm rooting for George Santos, because sweet mercy that would be so goddamn funny

"Heartwarming: the worst people you know are all fighting"

More like a preparation for the new night of the long knives.

Vultures, except actual vultures are way cool.

Kirk spoke ill of Trump?

...

It sure would be wild if I felt really conflicted right now. It is a good thing I don't Mr FBI Agent Reading This.

But a LOT of the right wing and even magat base are turning on trump by the day. He is actively killing the economy (so all their donors), once again has demonstrated he can't get anyone else elected, and actively hurt their careers by fucking up the shutdown so badly that even schumer can't take ALL the blame.

Combine that with his well documented health issues and the odds are good he doesn't survive until 2028... for multiple reasons (again, what up Mr FBI Agent Reading This?). So a LOT of chuds are trying to position themselves as his successor.

Coincidence? Irony? Maybe a conveniently timed bullet?

Add a gold trim to damn thing.

Looks like a full nappy

Anyone who paid attention at the time could have told you that Crooks was a shitpost conservative who engaged in a shitpost shooting.

And yes, this was inconvenient for Trump, so the conservatives instantly stopped talking about it.

The only reason it's coming up again, is the Epstein emails that have recently come out. And the bombshells yet to come.

Old fucker Tucker here, is already on the outs with mainstream conservative groupthink. So is trying to position himself for a possible comeback. Not knowing that it will never work.

See, Tucker is a loser who was fired for costing Fox a shit ton of money. Conservatives care about that shit.

Co-opting leftist talking points on a far right platform has worked very very well for Nigel Farage in the UK.

Tucker probably doesn't have the charisma or political skill of Nige, but he's got other things that might fill the gaps. I'm honestly terrified of them both.

Our only option will be nuclear.

Sigh

Ok boys, get the Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert 2028 shit ready.

I’m pretty okay with Tucker running for office. It can end the same way Crossfire did: with Jon Stewart sitting across from him.

I don't know how or why people keep falling for this shit

I don't think he plays for either side. He's an opportunist who was spurned by one side. Now his opportunities lie elsewhere and he's exploiting them thoroughly.

If I had to guess, his hope is likely to do enough damage to become the better devil they know.

Everyone knows you can make more money from swindling the right than the left.

Wasn't he the one that did that damning 'gotcha' interview with Pedonald on Fox News a while ago, where it was revealed he'd taken a bunch of confidential files from the White House after his first term?

I feel like he flip-flopped on him a while ago, but maybe you're right.

Groceries is such a weird word but I hear people are using it again.

But what about circuses?

has no loyalty to America anymore.

when did he ever have loyalty to America?

You sound like someone with low-tan balls. (not sure if that works in english...)

1. the is the obvious assumption so perhaps it was an attempt at a false flag. Kill Trump, someone succeeds him, gains his supporters and the support of those who think the left did it.

2. he supported Trump until.... Pick your poison. Epstein revelations. Some other policy position that he waffled on.

3. so mentally ill he backed Trump but then did this in some sort of fugue state. "Trump has been replaced by aliens. If I shoot the guy pretending to be him the ruse will be over and I will have saved the country!"

Off the top of my head.

He's a traitor just like Trump is?

You're assuming he was actually trying to kill Trump.

Crazy attracts crazy.

Extreme isn’t extreme enough for some people.