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[+] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    OhmanthatsthatolddevilslettucemanwooootellyouwhathuhhuhirolledmeabigolbluntoncemanbutdadgumthangwaslacedwithacidmandangolLSDmantellyouhhwhatthoughtiwasadadgumtadpolebeinchasedbybigolalligatorsnappinturtleforthreewholedaysmanhuhhuhthatwassomegoodweedtellyouhhwhat

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    boomhauer - rap god

    [Dale Gribble] Lyrics comin' at ya at super sonic speed

    [Boomhauer] Uh, summa, lumma, dooma, I’m a dang ol' human, man Boy, I tell ya what, I get a goddang superhuman Innovative and I'm made of dang ol' rubber So anything you say is ricocheting back at you, man Devastating more than ever demonstrating How to get a dang ol' audience Of feelin' like it's levitating Faded like a farmer’s tan, man, I tell you what Haters gettin worked up, complain hot like propane Boomhauer spittin' them facts man Spittin' them rhymes like a dang ol' tornado Jib-jabber like it just ain’t no thang Why be a god and not a dang ol' king?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    That joint ain't lasting that long unless you soak it in honey and let it harden in the freezer. Now that's a long lasting joint

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    How does one do this? Roll it and dip it in honey up to the filter, let the excess drip off and throw that bad boy in the freezer? I've often felt like they burn too fast and I'm wasting it.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago*

    as i recall it was you put a thin line of it on your joint, wrap it in another joint paper, microwave it for just a couple of seconds to let it spread, then freeze. Only thing i really remember is its really important you don't use processed honey, that shit SHOULD NOT be smoked

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
    [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom.

    Bass solo

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Does this mean I gain the singing voice of an angel? Seems a fair trade-off potentially.

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  • [+] -16 points 1 year ago (1 child)
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    [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Y'all listen up now, this is Boomhauer. This yer lungs on air, and this yer lungs on smoke, see the difference, man? It'll stunt yer growth all up over there, man, and you'll end up in that there dang ol' hospital bed like Mort Downy Jr... Robert Downy Jr, even worse.

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