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[–] 48 points 1 year ago (11 children)
  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    I used to have a lot of less visible piercings, but I had a persistent intrusive thought about being rushed to an MRI while unconscious that I couldn’t get past. Implanting magnets in your body is insane.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    A woman's son was given an order for an MRI because of some heart problems. He was very nervous about it, but he didn't want to tell his mom why.

    His parents were divorced. Turns out, when he was staying with his father years ago and came home with a black eye, it wasn't caused the way he described. He and his friends were playing with a BB gun, and he got shot in the eye, and the BB was still in there under the skin. His father made him promise not to tell his mother.

    They put a magnet up to it, and it was attracted to the magnet. They had to get it removed so they could get the MRI.

    The chef's kiss to the story:

    As a child, his mother had lost an eye after being shot with a BB gun.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I’m guessing A Christmas Story (1983).

    A central theme is the main character Ralphie really wants a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle for Christmas, but all the adults he expresses this to insist he’ll shoot his eye out.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Of course, you're correct. Now I feel like an idiot.

    To be fair, I don't allow myself to watch Christmas movies or listen to Christmas music except between Thanksgiving and Christmas, so my mind wasn't there yet.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Only way to fight back in the War on Christmas, which like the Palestine and Israel is mostly just an excuse for the alleged victim (Israel) to attack and take territory from their neighbors.

    Here Christmas has invaded so far that there are occasional sightings before the equinox.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Tell me about it. I went to Home Goods on November 1st to see if they had any Halloween stuff on clearance.

    The entire store was decked out for Christmas and the Thanksgiving stuff was on clearance.

    Of course, since I live in a decaying, haunted house, Thanksgiving themed decor would clash with the natural ambiance .

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  • [–] 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    My gods are nonferrous, but I very much like to buy this trans magnet how much?

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago

    I’ve seen them do it.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    2015, huh. He was ahead of his time.

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  • [–] [S] 22 points 1 year ago

    Yeah, this guy could be some sort of maga caricature. He's got it all. Religious, transphobic (and probably general bigot), conspiracy theorist, pulling absolutely wild nonsense from his asshole and treating it like fact, should probably be considered a symptom of a mental health pandemic.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago

    😈🏳️‍⚧️

    🧲

    🧠

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    So their god has some kinda electromagnetic properties? Is that why iron chariots are his weakness?

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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    Who snitched?

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    God is a magnetic metal invading your brain. That sounds brutal as fuck. Or very sci-fi

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    the big question is what are they doing with all the God? do they keep it in a cage somewhere?

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago
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    Just pour water on the magnets. ➡️ No more magnets. Checkmate, atheists.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    I'm all for sucking someone's brains out, but I've never tried it with a magnet

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Yo can I get some of them magnets? I know some folks who could do with a lil less Jesus.

    There's no hate like Christian love

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    God can be defeated by a magnet?

    What a weak God they have.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago
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    Call me Magneto

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    If only it was that easy 🙄

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Yall motherfuckers need magnets.

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    Good thing we're still safe in rainstorms, according to our glorious God king. /s

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    don't let that kind of garbage slide into "respectable" discourse.

    I feel that already happened, sadly. This is from a 2015 article. Would've been around the time that people thought the idea of Trump winning the first time around was a joke.

    The inmates are running the asylum now. NOFX's 'The Idiots are Taking Over' plays regularly in my head these days, no joke, when looking at headlines and comments on social media and the general state of it all.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I see my magnet beam has been making waves today.

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  • All about magnets today I see

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Mmmmm the invisible laws of attraction have been making headlines i see. If a person knows another is -however- wrong....why keep reacting? Are you them? If you have time to complain you have time to move the hell up and on on yes?

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