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[–] 38 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Spent way too long trying to see how oxford comma was relevant.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    It says Oxford Coma. So it's coma (someone who can't be woken up) vs comma (punctuation).

    It took me way to long to notice the missing m.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'm still not seeing how that's relevant.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    It's a common trope to joke about the use/misuse of the Oxford comma - Examples .

    So the responder is extending the joke to make it the Oxford "coma". Since the original person was asking for a long sleep in between life and death, a coma sorta fits their description.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I have a feeling the commenter does not know what Oxford Comma is. Either that, or it flew over my head...

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    After I had my gall bladder out I was zonked on pain meds and catheterized so I never had to get up to pee. It was pretty sweet.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Personally I've found that post seizure sleep is the best sleep I've ever had. Woke up incredibly rested!

    I don't recommend this option.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    I got put under on fentanyl twice in the past year for surgery and that shit was like the best hibernation rest reset ever. Ill never dabble with heroin or fent etc as it leads to horrible things but i can definitely see the initial attraction

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yeah, i got hooked on fent patches for managing my chronic pain and me liking it a bit too much and using them not in the intended way. I've been told that heroin is a lot more pleasant, like falling in a loving embrace in comparison to fentanyl.

    I'm on substitution now, and happy to be off something that could have killed me, but the craving still comes back every few days for a while.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    You see, you just need an anesthesiologist buddy to hang out and monitor your vitals. That's the only difference between fent coma at the hospital vs at home. My doc Friday hit me with the Midazolam first, I think expecting it to take me under. No no my friend, that feels very nice. May I have more? Idk if the propofol wasn't ready to go yet or something, because she hit me with the mid again and laughed as I fogged out. Jokes on you lady, I held on to the memory of being higher than gods pussy for a few minutes.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Sleep more. Have exclusive rest days. Make time for a nice breakfast and a walk. Go swimming or something.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    This is why people use ketamine.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    And why it should be a little easier to get. Bad day at work? Well, you can have a bottle of scotch, scream at your wife and wake up feeling like shit, or a single dose ketamine nasal spray and youre not doing shit besides waking up feeling fine. Same goes for quetiapine, a lot of really bad nights of mine could have been handled way better with a few Seroquel instead of getting loaded up on booze. I'm unpredictable when I'm drunk. It's frustrating to me that our pharmacists can't be a monitored but compassionate dispensary for useful chemicals. They already keep track of how much ephedrine I buy, why can't some decent downers make that list?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I prescribe a lot of Seroquel; it works great.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Do you prescribe it for maintenance use or for acute treatment? I think it's use as a maintenance drug should be significantly reduced from how frequently it is now. If anyone thinks SSRIs make them a zombie, try taking 25mg of Seroquel with breakfast. I was in an IOP group where multiple people DROVE with that shit in their system, because they used it for maintenance. Had to bite my tongue there I'm obviously not the doctor.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    “There are some problems even a reboot won’t fix.”

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  • [+] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)