The trumps have a long and distinguished heritage found within the chickenshit bloodline.

You are all worried about being drafted and the inequity of Baron getting off the hook like this (whether it's a true headline or not). Just do what Ted Nugent did, and shit yourself for 3 day and get a mental illness waiver!

Stop there though and don't molest underage girls

Barron has not aged well. He's got that Crabbe/Goyle look going on.

Wouldn't bone spurs be useful in a combat situation? If they're long enough, you're basically Wolverine without the healing factor. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kids looking more slob-ick than Slavic

See you on the front lines, boys.

Tell me there is a possibility of a draft without telling me there is a possibility of a draft.

So, he is unfit for the selective service?

Always reminds me of this Michael Moore bit https://youtu.be/89sXG6kTo6o

Oh noes, I also came down with a case of da bone spurs for no reason! 😮

Say the correspondent's out loud.

I hope Barron offs Trump assuming he's next in line for the throne.

The watermarks, "@Mrs Putin." LOL! That mofo better be the first to sign up if the shit hits the fan.

@jballs Ha ha ha...

oh no the tragedy