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[–] 50 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You are all worried about being drafted and the inequity of Baron getting off the hook like this (whether it's a true headline or not). Just do what Ted Nugent did, and shit yourself for 3 day and get a mental illness waiver!

Stop there though and don't molest underage girls

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Or, if you prefer a method that doesn't involve shutting yourself. Just say you're trans. No need to take hormones, unless you wanna... you're trans non-binary. Bit of nail polish, makeup, gender non-conforming clothes. Easy sell, congratulations, you are no longer eligible to serve in the US military

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