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[–] 81 points 1 year ago (16 children)

He did canned beans too. I will not elaborate

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  • [–] [S] 20 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    I'll be disappointed if Bush's isn't the most fuckable brand of bean.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Mom walked in without knocking and caught me rolling that beautiful bean footage.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Play your cards right and you won't need those beans tonight. ;)

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Dammit. I ate some Bush's beans with dinner tonight. Apparently I'm doing it all wrong.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I think it's very admirable that you took them out for dinner before giving them the ol' what for.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Up vote for making me LOL at "the ol' what for." Like something you'd hear on the Andy Griffith Show, if sex was legal in Mayberry.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    I tell you what, Barn, she was making me feel warmer than one of Aunt Bee's pies down at the church bake sale...

    That really needs to be a porn genre ASAP.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    How about an Andy Griffith/ Beverly Hillbillies crossover porn featuring a giant orgy by the cee-ment pond. Just don't forget to invite Ellie May and Lou-Ann.

    Maybe invite the Gilligan's Island folks, just to bring in Ginger, and especially Mary Ann.

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  • [–] 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

    Spoiler Alert! It’s the alfredo primavera

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    [–] 18 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    Is this "if PornHub monetised and incentivised content creators like YouTube does"?

    Also: The pasta - cooked or raw? 🤡

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Nobody’s fucking raw pasta, mate

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    Aw man this person lol. I remember them from the old world subreddit

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Sounding with an uncooked spaghetti.

    I'll leave that one oit there hanging.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    No honey. I said "i fucking love pasta". This is not a new kink you have to learn about. Just a misunderstanding

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    I miss anarchostripperism

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Rhett and Link are really expanding the brand.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Outrageous! What's the link so I can make sure I never see it?

    Edit I thought it was a joke video. I did not realize. I don't regret looking it up or anything, but it's not my thing.

    Hot person, though

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Fucking clickbait, which type is it?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I think I actually watched this

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Finally mankind has evolved beyond feet, 20 more years like this and we might move past furry's too

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Post needs a link with NSFW tag (for accessibility).

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Can someone brave enough please FINALLY post the eventual tier list he comes up with

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I think too many things are illegal. This is not one of those things.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Everyone thinks they're manicotti, but in the end, we're all just ditalini.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    As an Italian, I'm lost for words

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    So what's the answer? I feel a chubby coming on and just can't wait!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago*

    I'd say canneloni. Not tested though. Sauce optional.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I was at the brewery recently and one of the televisions was just on a playlist of this YouTube channel with some old Italian grandmas, chilling at home, making handmade pasta.

    Would love a Collab.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I think we need some hypotheses here. My guess is that a short, springy pasta like a rotini or a fusili, or even a cavatappi, would be best, as opposed to something long and stringy, like spaghetti or fettuccine. Angel Hair would be far too delicate if the passion gets...vigorous.

    Thoughts?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Gotta be rotini, it's ribbed

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Ah, this generation has found its Jason Biggs.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Obviously it's puttanesca

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'm in Oklahoma, anyone got a non-PH link?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Burning Hole

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Matpat is not who he used to be...

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