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[–] [S] 20 points 1 year ago (12 children)

I'll be disappointed if Bush's isn't the most fuckable brand of bean.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Mom walked in without knocking and caught me rolling that beautiful bean footage.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Play your cards right and you won't need those beans tonight. ;)

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Dammit. I ate some Bush's beans with dinner tonight. Apparently I'm doing it all wrong.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I think it's very admirable that you took them out for dinner before giving them the ol' what for.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Up vote for making me LOL at "the ol' what for." Like something you'd hear on the Andy Griffith Show, if sex was legal in Mayberry.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    I tell you what, Barn, she was making me feel warmer than one of Aunt Bee's pies down at the church bake sale...

    That really needs to be a porn genre ASAP.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    How about an Andy Griffith/ Beverly Hillbillies crossover porn featuring a giant orgy by the cee-ment pond. Just don't forget to invite Ellie May and Lou-Ann.

    Maybe invite the Gilligan's Island folks, just to bring in Ginger, and especially Mary Ann.

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