(on a serious note those are terrible choices for SCHOOL BATHROOM SIGNS because they're literally visual innuendos and it feels incredibly gross)

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[–] 29 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Absolutely terrible, and yet I like it as an answering metaphor to the idea that multiple penises somehow wear out a vagina.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Idk I'm oripilated at the fact vaginas would sharpen my dick, it would disappear

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I was so excited to come across a new word, oripilated, its got good word potential

    But upon searching, i became oripilated that there was no definition or existence of this word :(

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    What the fuck

    Where the hell did I get that then

    I swear I'm on my meds

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  • [–] -2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Also hopefully it teaches boys to be wary of shoving their penises where they are not welcome?

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    "Deeper"

    "THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS!"

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Today I learned I've been using mine all wrong. I never knew you were supposed to twirl around your partner like that!

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    Dah LGHDTVs are grooming our kidz!

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Straight people are so weird sometimes.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    You guys have colors? I can only draw in offwhite or red with mine.

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    [–] 42 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    New bottom surgery method just dropped

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    [–] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I like to think i'm pretty gentle with my teeth.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I suppose oral circumcision is okay, so long as there's indisputable consent

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    There was some gag parody headline about kids getting their penor stuck in the electric variant.

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