Absolutely terrible, and yet I like it as an answering metaphor to the idea that multiple penises somehow wear out a vagina.
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"THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS!"
Today I learned I've been using mine all wrong. I never knew you were supposed to twirl around your partner like that!
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Straight people are so weird sometimes.
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New bottom surgery method just dropped
I like to think i'm pretty gentle with my teeth.
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I suppose oral circumcision is okay, so long as there's indisputable consent
There was some gag parody headline about kids getting their penor stuck in the electric variant.


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