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[–] 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just jerk off his gun, that'll distract him long enough for you to sweep their legs.

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Is this the intro to some adult movie?

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Firmly grasp it. FIRMLY GRASP IT!

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    This is up there with his tongue punching soft defense vid

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
    1. If you're in this situation, you've got about a 95% chance of being boned, regardless of what training you have
    2. The fuck is that dude doing wearing a coral belt
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  • Napoleon Dynamite

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    All those years of training focus and control, came into action that day.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Really hope this dude tried this for real

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Master Ken. Ameri-do-te. Learn those words, they will save you in a street fight.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Reminds me of the Derrick Comedy classic "Self Defense".

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Which master ken video is this I can't seem to find it on YouTube

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

    Pro Tip:

    If you ever find yourself in the position of having a pistol shoved in your face and you cannot safely escape, it is possible to disarm your assailant.

    Quickly grab the wrist or forearm of the hand holding the weapon with one hand and grab the weapon's muzzle with your other hand. While directing the weapon away from your body, push down on the muzzle like a lever. Your assailant will not be able to maintain their grip on the weapon. Be prepared for it to discharge because it probably will. If you decide to attempt this maneuver, DO NOT hesitate or you will probably get shot.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    2nd pro tip:

    If you've never attempted this before, when someone is pointing a gun at you is probably the incorrect time to try it out

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yeah if someone's got a gun pointed at me, im just doing what the fuck im told. Maybe tell them i got a family.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Nah if someone is pointing a gun at me, i start acting deranged. Threaten their family, tell them im going to shit in my hand and throw it at them, etc. Getting shot is way cheaper than my monthly therapy bill.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    What I do in a situation like this is reach slowly to my pocket, pretending I'm going to grab my wallet but instead I take out the remote detonator that triggers the bomb I implanted in my attackers ass 3 months earlier. Look on their faces: priceless.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Former heavyweight boxer checking in.

    DON'T FUCKING TRY THIS!!!

    I got held up at gunpoint once, you know what I did? Put up my hands up and let them run my pockets. I just got home and left my cell in my car, they got a few dollars out my wallet. But the cards were cancelled before their taillights were gone.

    Didn't be a badass. You ain't the chosen one. No matter how big and bad you think you might be, even a small .22lr gun will kill you.

    What's funny is I had a decent knock off ulysse nardin maxi marine they didn't touch. Even though it was a knock off, it was worth at least ten times the ~$20 I had in my wallet.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Ha, jokes on you Master Bruce. I have an airsoft pistol that carries 30 rounds.

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  • [+] -8 points 1 year ago

    Why are subtitles becoming more and more retarded? Is it karaoke or something?

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