Perfection

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[–] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

Be careful with that one. They grow up to be quite dangerous

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    My wife's first night after moving to Texas: I'm driving her home from the airport to our apartment, it's pretty dark already. About 30 feet away from our parking space, I see something scampering towards us, so I stop. "Oh look! An armadillo!" I exclaim.

    My wife, absolutely stunned, watches and then loudly asks, "WAIT, THOSE THINGS ARE REAL?! I thought they were made up our mythical!"

    Her only knowledge of armadillos was from Friends, when Ross dresses up as "the Holiday Armadillo," because all the Santa costumes were taken. Chandler's unfamiliarity and it being used as a substitute for Santa and... Well, I can see how the math adds up.

    Anyway, her shock and wonder, as though she'd just seen a unicorn, is a memory I'll always cherish.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Wait until you see holding on to its fave plush toys 🫠

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Why did this take 116 years? Are breeding couples uncommon? Do they not breed in captivity? Do they have the longest pregnancy in the animal world?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I hate that the existence of AI has forced me to look into this to make sure it's real.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Baby better be called Coconut

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    had it's first

    *its

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    [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Oh my. Ohhhhhhhh my. Lol great share mate!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    These must be different from the ones who’s corpses litter the side of I-65 through Alabama

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    This is how cricket balls are made

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    [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Sir that is a pokemon and its mother pokemom

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