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[–] 108 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Not smoking cigarettes from the age of 7 will have that effect

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  • [–] 70 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Using sunscreen at all.

    Not pouring gravy and butter on everything you eat.

    Not working 90 hours a week in a mine.

    Not being responsible for an entire family from the age of 18.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    I have seen a lot of claims that GenZ look older than Millennials. (At ages, like if you look at 20 year old millennial photos vs 20 year old genz)

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    ...there are 35 yo twinks on grindr...i've heard...

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    You've just doxxed yourself -- the light switch design suggests that you live in the western hemisphere somewhere. And only the Dutch have wooden belt buckles.

    Plus I've seen that exact door and towel rack combo: your coordinates are Latitude 500, Longitude 36.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    you brave soul. If i posted myself (im 35) id get downvoted to oblivion.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    Well apparently, I'm hot. 🤷‍♂️

    I've been DMd 17 times since posting this and they're all like "hey boy, what that peepee do?" and I'm just like "I dunno. It pees? It's small. Leave me alone."

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    yassss! me on the other hand look like shrek and quasimodo combied together.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Turns out, microplastics make you immortal.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I'm in my 30s and look like the above, minus the hair. I miss having more hair :(

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