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[–] 40 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Isnt this the opposite of what you want? For me its so annoying when the package is very much visable through my clothing. I also hate when my hoodie or pants fold in my crotch area.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    No. We want support so our balls don't slosh around And showing off our package in tight pants is a bonus

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    The balls aren't supposed to be supported. They are supposed to regulate themselves to dissipate heat.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You clearly dont ride bicycles.

    The balls are the whole reason for the support

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Dude, we got it, you have a big dick.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Heh. But actually i think its more related to ball size and how it rests naturally. While i have an average sized implement, it likes to rest on the royal jewel cushion so its quite pronounced compared to the size. There is zero tuckability, which i wished i had sometimes cause it can look like im having a wood while its in a complete resting state.

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  • [+] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago*

    Another product that - like butt/ab implants and muscle filters for your social media - is designed to make you feel insecure.

    It's the cultivation of false needs via generating artificial insecurities. That's what Capitalism often uses to sell you things.

    Don't buy a pee pee platter, just be more confident in who you are and what you can do.

    Also, wow, The Guardian is running downhill huh? Chasing ad bucks rather than the news.

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  • [–] 52 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    I can't help but think this would only make things worse for someone insecure about their size because now it's giving potential partners a false sense of reality that will be exposed the second they come off. It also seems weird because this isn't the 1980s where "nut hugger" jeans are popular either.

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  • [+] 26 points 1 year ago (4 children)
  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Only if you walk around erect all day. But yeah I don't know why anyone would want this. I got really self conscious about wearing certain shorts because an ex told me my nuts would often show a buldge the way they fit. Never wanted to wear them again, was really hoping no one else noticed such, but who knows

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Did they say the bulge was undesired though

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    The tone/context she said it in indicated she thought it was intentional with a hint of jealousy. So depends on the take I guess. Either way it was a lose lose situation for me and possibly something I should have seen as a red flag and not something to overly analyze... Says the guy who is still desiphering how I should have absorbed that information 14 years later

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    That's why I just warn women about my small penis from the beginning.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I accidentally did this recently.

    What I simply said was for her "not to have expectations". What I meant was that I didn't want to have sex on our first night together.

    She was very happy to discover my penis is above average.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago

    Bring back codpieces!!

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    bask in the glory of my penis

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago

    I advised a friend once that to get the ladies he should put a potato in his bathing suit. He came back after a day at the beach and said it didn’t work. Turned out he got the instructions wrong; he put the potato in the back not the front.

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  • [+] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I need it for the back more than the front. I have Hank Hill ass. 😩

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago*

    I thought they were just called “boxer briefs”

    And my junk bubble already gets enough attention as it is

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    I thought that said M&Ms and I had a LOT of questions.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    A padded bra but for cock. I feel like these could be highly inappropriate to wear in certain situations.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Is this, like, padding? Or is it literally just extra support? Because, sincerely not trying to brag, I've got a pretty big package and insufficient support leads to extensive chaffing.

    If this is just extra support, this could be pretty awesome.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    What?

    Who is looking at people's junk?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Haha perhaps it's a well hidden secret that women also oogle the bodies of men

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  • Guess that's reassuring? Maybe?

    Idk. I usually try to hide the bulge, seemed inappropriate. It's why I don't usually wear skinny jeans or snug pants.

    Maybe I'm more amused that there are men this insecure about themselves. I can't change my height, I can't fix my ugly. But I can certainly show off a little I guess.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It might genuenly make sense for transmascs, other than them I cant see much use

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Whatever happened to the art of shoving an extra pair of socks down your trolleys?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    If this interests you, please take a time to look up exhibitionism fetish and understand that no one wants to seen your fucking junk except for few trashy people

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    if they do it right, it can be useful for running. running underpants have a little cubby for the balls.

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