If you do call it a "sabbatical"

I'm not overly familiar with US laws or anything, but isn't a church that messes with politics at risk of losing their tax exemption?

If I recall correctly they developed an entirely new mathematical proof just for an episode on body swapping

I only leaned fairly recently that they are all birds with the 5 golden rings being some type of pheasant

What about the time that 3 adult men use terrible costumes to imitate the Power Puff Girls and nobody can tell who is who despite... like... everything

I knew a guy who stared a boxer company with a sort of built in pouch for "the fruit" to prevent chaffing and stuff. The company had the genius name of Dosco Jones. Don't know if they are still around though

I think it feels more onion-y if you read it as if the aircraft are complaining that the drones took their jobs

Ngl, I'd un-invite someone from the wedding party just to sow chaos.

Same

Lots of good advice here already so I'll just suggest a content creator on YouTube called "MS Paints". In this case MS stands for multiple sclerosis, yet the man has plenty of mini painting videos