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[–] 46 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Oh, ok. Five golden rings. That's cool. Fine he can keep sending gifts...

Wait what? Six geese?! I knew I shouldn't have trusted him!

(Call it off soon or you end up with gift of milkers.)

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    I say, you're already in it now. May as well stick it out for the lords and ladies. Congratulations, you're now in control of 10 noble families, which probably include at least a few thousand square miles of land and a labor population in the 10s of thousands. Could be more depending on their ranks in the peerage system.

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  • [–] 17 points 11 months ago

    Children's carols aren't obliged to make any kind of sense, but I always imagined it as an aristocratic lady with a huge country manor getting lovebombed with outrageous gifts from her suitor, just because he can.

    Endless birds is less annoying when you can be like:

    claps hands "Sebastian, put these in the dovecote with the others, would you please?"

    "Certainly ma'am."

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  • [–] 25 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Bro, it's 12 days full of fowl. It's birds all the way down. Like some seasonal 12 layer turducken.

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    Erin learned this the hard way.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    I mean,you can eat the birds or their eggs. To someone living in the pre-19th century, that's a winning lottery ticket

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    and then you start getting gifted people 😨

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Will just leave this here

    Yet Another Partridge in a Pear Tree

    It's all the letters back to the guy who's sending all the birds and it's brilliant

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Don't forget the fresh pears!

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UNYA05s60&list=RDh4UNYA05s60&start_radio=1&pp=ygULa8OmcmkgasOzbGmgBwE%3D

    If you get over the minor hurdle of understanding icelandic you will understand how relevant and funny this is.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    I don't think they were gifts.

    They were daily threats.

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