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A post by kels @Keally22 with the text “A vanilla latte w soy milk is technically a 3 bean soup but none of yall are ready to talk about that huh??”
After vanilla bean and soy bean, what’s the third bean?
Edit: I feel stupid
And clam chowder is just a savory latte with bugs in it.
Mm, luckily "vanilla beans" aren't actually beans. I think the people can handle the idea of a two-bean soup much better, don't you?
No, no. I think it’s time. It’s going to be tough, but I do think you’re old enough for me to answer some difficult questions. You see, son, vanilla beans aren’t actually beans. I’m sorry you had to learn this way, but sadly, that’s not all. Coffee beans are not actually beans at all. No… I’m sorry, kiddo — what you’ve been drinking all these years is soy sauce.
Peanut butter is just refried beans.
I'm ready. Let's talk about it.
A very thin soup. How about 3 bean consommé?
Does that make an iced cappuccino a gazpacho?
Isn't vanilla an orchid?
Nope two bean. Coffe "beans" are seeds.
Would be more of a broth or a tea no? There’s no substance which a soup usually has.
Coffee is technically tea, but then bay broth (a foundation for chicken soup) is also technically tea.
I still say it's a sandwich
I eat four bean soup. If they only got three beans, I ain’t eating it.
I was about to comment "one of those isn't", then realized I was think of cinnamon for some reason.
Here to debate how Vanilla became a bean..
Hot bean water 🤤
More like a wet three bean salad.
weren't coffee and vanilla both not beans?
Thats clever.
is a hot dog a sandwich
no
is cereal soup
no
is a foo a thing-which-obviously-is-not-a-foo
no
Plant bits with water filtered through it. An infusion.
I have no idea what are those words
no because soy milk tastes like ass. plant based milks already taste horrible, when i tried it in coffee i almost threw up. horrible.
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