There's nothing wrong with fat, though.

They're slippery wee cunts. The trick is to chase them anticlockwise round the hill so their short leg is on the downhill side. Then they fall over when they try to run.

Joke’s on them, haggis is illegal in the US

The cheese wheels are getting progressively smaller

Different cheeses are different sizes. I'm no cheese master but I think it's a comté, a brie, and a Camembert in order of size.

2 cups of wine

Two glasses for two people? You share a cheese plate. We aren't selfish fat idiots in Europe.

The sauce bowl is barely bigger than a grape

What do you mean, its almost the size of all the grapes together? We don't drown all our food in gallons of sauce like mad men. The food itself actually has taste opposed to whatever McD serves for breakfast.

That purple sausage

Look up a Saucisse Sèche d'Auvergne. They do look like that.

The pickles in the edge are even smaller than the grapes.

It's cornichons. They are that small.

Sausage baked into pound cake for breakfast seems odd

It's bread. Not cake. Bread and sausage is extremely common together. I'm not French and haven't seen this variation but in and of itself this would be a stupid indicator of AI.

Reverse image search shows it 3 years ago. Not AI.

Well technically you're burning the same number of calories regardless of the time of day they were consumed, and two meals per day is a lot easier to keep at 2000 calories (as a rule of thumb - different for everybody) than three meals per day.

Personally I like to keep the digestive process dormant for as long as possible. Eating breakfast makes me hungrier throughout the day, so I end up snacking more than I otherwise would. I've never been a breakfast eater though so I'm pretty well wired not to break fast until lunch.

Edit: also heavy foods require rest and digestion that I do not have time for most mornings

aha, hence why I said optional. If you want/need it, have it. If you don't want or need it, it doesn't actually harm you in any universally applicable way to just wait until lunch.

Really ? Never saw anyone use it. Are you in Northen Europe/cold area maybe ?

Agree. I bought one to go on trek, but you need to refuel it every week. Maybe 2 weeks if you tight it in inner tube. I ended up buying a storm lighter instead. I put it in my underpant when it's too cold, to avoid gas liquify 😂.

Zippo (too) sucks for windy weather. You want one of those blowtorch ones

Zippos are really only around still because of aesthetic and cool factor and anyone who says otherwise is lying.

Yes, that's why you should never skip your cigarette with breakfast :)

(I quit smoking luckily, I'm just joking around)

Nicotine, by itself, really isn't that much more addictive than caffeine.

I wasn't joking about the health benefits of coffee. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTVE5iPMKLg

How do people survive without a proper breakfast, by lunchtime 11 I'd be fucking shaking

I'm not from Europe. But I agree with them. A dumb meme is a dumb meme

Yeah let's all just ignore the utter ignorance that this image demonstrates.

imagine if someone is complaining about Americans, and interchangeably refering to Canadians/mexicans/Argentinians...

You damn Americans, always saying sorry with your mate thermos, carnival music mariachis...

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