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[–] 45 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

MILF.

Spoiler(Man I love frogs)

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  • [–] 81 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    As a bi person, I confirm they're related

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  • [–] 51 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I don't like frogs, that's why I'm not bi.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I wouldn't say you are a completely bad person but not liking frogs sure is a stain on your biography.

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  • [–] 46 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    No, they aren't bi. A stain on their straightography

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Perhaps the confounding factor is neurodiversity? Anecdotally, a lot more neurodiverse people seem to be LGBT and vice versa.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    My suspicion is that neurodiverse people are already used to feeling marginalized and unacceptable for invisible reasons, so there's less of a social barrier-to-entry in coming out. Like, "Everybody already thinks I'm weird and doesn't want to hang out; might as well tell 'em I'm queer."

    I think there are probably a lot of neurotypical people that have non-heteronormative impulses and try to quash them for the sake of social status.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    I like frogs. I think there's a part of me I need to explore...

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    While I like most animals, I wouldn't say frogs are my favorite. I find bugs and snakes more interesting generally, but frogs are undeniably cool. Is my bi pass revoked, or do I get a pass?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    They're changing the rules next month where you can't get your bisexual card unless you own 12 frog items, have a pet frog, are into anthropomorphic frogs sexually, or have ever tried to fuck a frog.

    The criteria of being attracted to multiple genders still applies, but the frog addendum means it will no longer be the only requirement.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I don't think they have to be your favorite you just gotta love em

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Whoa, there. Calm down. We need to find out their view of Kermit and Miss Piggy relationship before anyone hands out some free passes!!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Ms Piggy was not exactly a ‘beard’ in the relationship, let’s just call it ‘complicated’. Kermit was clearly roomates with Fozzie. Sometimes they would all get Sweetums tipsy at the pool and things would get real fuzzy.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Huh, well, i do indeed like frogs

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    I give it, say 2 weeks, until the bi-frog meme barrage

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Tbh, I don't know that I've ever met a straight Lexi, I'm sure they exist though

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    No but the double denim may correlate

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    They shouldn't, but they are.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    "i have a weird question for u"

    "i am laughing my bum off. what is up!"

    like - really? why? is it sooooo funi that u lose ur bum or is it like - just a thing peeps say like "yooooo", "..,.,.,,.,.." and "skibidi"?

    its like peeps sweari g for no reaosn jus to make thwir statements feel like they got more weight - or politicians making topucs always a matter of national security and integrity or whatevr---

    not eeeeeeverythin is sooooo funi that u lose ur bum. im kinda happy i still have mine, as sitting is one of my fav pasttimes <3

    and then like -

    "ur bisexual, right?"

    "HAHA"

    like - i thought we were over the times were a sexuality is a funi..... we prolli r but like - these messages jus feel soooo - stilted and false...

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It's not to be taken literal here, it's called semantic bleaching. Just saying 'lmao' (or 'lol') doesn't mean it actually made them laugh, it's just added to make the convo a little less serious :)

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