I only saw this because someone reported it. Not good enough for the Illuminati apparently, despite being so, so gullible 😔

Juat FYI: This dude ain't the real illuminati. Do not be fooled.

Please don't make this another Nicole.

I'm offended I haven't received this.

If it’s the actual Bavarian Illuminati, then they probably picked you as a credulous, deep-pocketed nobleman who can be pumped for membership dues in return for initiation to an endless ladder of degrees, each revealing profoundly esoteric secrets which don’t actually mean anything. If you’re one of a handful who show themselves to be sceptical and open-minded, perhaps Adam Weishaupt will take you aside and reveal that all that woo was just bullshit to part the rubes from their money, and the true mission of the Illuminati is to spread Enlightenment ideals, such as secularism and anti-monarchism, which the authorities take a very dim view of.

Hey I got one too! I deleted it, but as I always do I thought of a funny response 10 minutes later... I should have replied with "I'm honored to have been considered and I hope to prove my worth. My mail details are ButtStuffIsFun@anal.mail!"

Hey I got one of these too! I asked if they were going to send me to steal the declaration with nick cage and sadly they haven’t responded :( lol

You lucky duck, let us know how being a secret ruler of the world goes!

Haha, last one I saw of these just had the word "description" where yours says "lucky".

Lmao was just about to post this, I got one while sleeping about 5hrs ago.

The Illuminati disbanded after the Kardashians become a global phenomenon. They could not see any way back from that, and gave up on the goodness of the world. /s

I got this too, but what was really odd was that the message was rendered differently in the Connect app. Really wondering how that's possible to do.

Ah I see you’ve been chosen as well. I’ll see you at the next secret meeting then?

WhatsApp or Mail? Tell me you're from India without saying you're from India.