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[–] 74 points 1 year ago (5 children)

"Public School 153" sounds like it came out of Half-Life or something

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Why did they stop and move to 61 without exhausting all the options?

    According to Wikipedia (US section)

    • Alley (Allee, Ally, or Aly)
    • Annex (Anex, Annx, or Anx)
    • Arcade (Arc)
    • Avenida
    • Avenue (Av, Ave, Aven, Avenu, Avn, or Avnue)
    • Bayou (Bayoo or Byu)
    • Beach (Bch)
    • Bend (Bnd)
    • Bluff (Bluf or Blf)
    • Bluffs (Blfs)
    • Bottom (Bot, Bottm, or Btm)
    • Boulevard (Boul, Boulv, Bld, Blv, or Blvd)
    • Branch (Brnch or Br)
    • Bridge (Brdge or Brg)
    • Brook (Brk)
    • Brooks (Brks)
    • Burg (Bg)
    • Burgs (Bgs)
    • Bypass (Bypa, Bypas, Byps, or Byp)
    • Calle
    • Camino
    • Camp (Cmp or Cp)
    • Canyon (Canyn, Cnyn, or Cyn)
    • Cape (Cpe)
    • Causeway (Causwa or Cswy)
    • Center (Cen, Cent, Centr, Centre, Cnter, Cntr, or Ctr)
    • Centers (Ctrs)
    • Circle (Circ, Circl, Crcl, Crcle, or Cir)
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    • Cliff (Clf)
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    • Common (Cmn)
    • Commons (Cmns)
    • Corner (Cor)
    • Corners (Cors)
    • Course (Crse)
    • Court (Ct)
    • Courts (Cts)
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    • Crossing (Crssng or Xing)
    • Crossroad (Xrd)
    • Curve (Curv)
    • Dale (Dl)
    • Dam (Dm)
    • Divide (Div, Dvd, or Dv)
    • Drive (Driv, Drv, or Dr)
    • Drives (Drs)
    • Estate (Est)
    • Estates (Ests)
    • Expressway (Exp, Expr, Express, Expw, Expwy, or Expy)
    • Extension (Extn, Extnsn, or Ext)
    • Extensions (Exts)
    • Fall
    • Falls (Fls)
    • Ferry (Frry or Fry)
    • Field (Fld)
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    • Highway (Highwy, Hiway, Hiwy, Hway, or Hwy)
    • Hill (Hl)
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    • Hollow (Hllw, Holw, or Holws)
    • Inlet (Inlt)
    • Island (Is)
    • Islands (Iss)
    • Isle
    • Junction (Jction, Jctn, Junctn, Juncton, or Jct)
    • Junctions (Jcts)
    • Key (Ky)
    • Keys (Kys)
    • Knoll (Knol or Knl)
    • Knolls (Knls)
    • Lake (Lk)
    • Lakes (Lks)
    • Land
    • Landing (Lndng or Lndg)
    • Lane (La or Ln)
    • Light (Lgt)
    • Lights (Lgts)
    • Loaf (Lf)
    • Lock (Lck)
    • Locks (Lcks)
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    • Mall
    • Manor (Mnr)
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    • Mountain (Mtn)
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    • Neck (Nck)
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    • Overlook (Ovlk)
    • Overpass (Opas)
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    • Road (Rd)
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    • Route (Rte)
    • Row
    • Rue
    • Run
    • Shoal (Shl)
    • Shoals (Shls)
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    • Skyway (Skwy)
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    • Spur
    • Square (Sqr, Sqre, Squ, or Sq)
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    • Station (Statn, Stn, or Sta)
    • Strasse (the German word for street, used in Summit Park, Utah and one road in Niederwald, Texas)
    • Stravenue (Strav, Straven, Stravn, Strvn, Strvnue, or Stra; unique to Tucson, Arizona)
    • Stream (Streme or Strm)
    • Street (Str, Strt, or St)
    • Streets (Sts)
    • Summit (Sumit, Sumitt, or Smt)
    • Terrace (Terr or Ter)
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    • Trace (Trce)
    • Track (Trak, Trk, or Trks)
    • Trafficway (Trfy)
    • Trail (Trl)
    • Trailer (Trlr)
    • Tunnel (Tunl)
    • Turnpike (Trnpk, Turnpk, or Tpke)
    • Underpass (Upas)
    • Union (Un)
    • Unions (Uns)
    • Valley (Vally, Vlly, or Vly)
    • Valleys (Vlys)
    • Via
    • Viaduct (Vdct, Viadct, or Via)
    • View (Vw)
    • Views (Vws)
    • Village (Vill, Villag, Villg, or Vlg)
    • Villages (Vlgs)
    • Ville (Vl)
    • Vista (Vist, Vst, Vsta, or Vis)
    • Walk
    • Wall
    • Way (Wy)
    • Well (Wl)
    • Wells (Wls)
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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Pike and Pine are both options? We could have had Pike Pike and Pine Pine in Seattle.

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  • I grew up near Seattle, and I think only that could make it worse. There's no naming convention whatsoever, except east/west, which is the least important direction. Most of the suburbs use numbers, but again, they make no sense since half of them come from the city plan and the other half come from the county's plan.

    Before I had GPS on my phone, I had to print out directions and even then ended up asking directions at a gas station more often than not.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (4 children)
  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    This is probably my favourite joke in all of seinfeld.
    Or the monologue from "The whale marine biologist", with the line of "The sea was angry that day my friends; like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli"

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  • I just watched it and it's peak 90s:

    1. Kramer calls from a payphone
    2. Kramer makes a collect call and puts his message as his name
    3. Jerry answers on the overly large wireless phone
    4. Nobody has a cell phone or any way to communicate after Jerry leaves

    Nothing in this snippet would make sense today, it's glorious.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago

    Even more confusing if you want to meet at an intersection

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    it's a confusing system at first, but once you learn it it's actually not too hard to figure out where something is, because Queens is (mostly) on a grid system.

    Pretty good write-up of it here.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I knew this was Queens before I even looked at the map.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    We're at 60th and 60th. Take a left on 60th and take it to the second stop sign. If you see 60th, you've gone too far.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    40.71597° N, 73.90479° W Roughly.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Meet me at Road and Street.

    Oh, I'm at Lane and Drive. Be there in a sec.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    No wonder there's so many angry people in New York.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago*

    Where I grew up they had certain streets end when they intersected perpendicularly with another one. Turn, and go down this other street and you'd eventually be able to find the original street continuing in the same direction, just not in a straight line. Named the same, too! Made trying to find a specific address before GPS and smartphones needlessly difficult.

    Also, the font and size was the worst. You couldn't tell if '1 ST' was '1st' or '1 Street'. Same with '3 RD': was it '3rd' or '3 Road' (they had both separate streets in the same town).

    That's in addition to 4th Ave intersecting with 4th Rd, like in this image...

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    Let me introduce you to 4th Street in Mountain Home, Idaho

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (15 children)

    60th Ct? What's Ct for? Cunt?

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    You've never seen a court before?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Right? This is the most amazing discussion I've ever been part of.

    I don't think I'll ever be able to pass a court again without impulsively telling whoever I'm with "You know they don't have those everywhere".

    It'll be my new Aragorn's broken toe.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    The kind with a judge or the kind with basketball hoops?

    But no, first time I've heard of it.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    I think 'cul-de-sac' is the closest translation for yanks

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (4 children)

    You think wrong, that's not even an English word for fucks sake, nobody knows what the hell that means.

    Just call it a dead end.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    It's a loan word. English is full of them.
    That's the closest term I could find that describes the unique type of dead end that a court is.
    Not all dead ends are cul-de-sac's but all cul-de-sac's are dead ends.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    "We're near the public school."
    "Which one???"

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    In my city, there are also things like "60th Road Place" and "60th Avenue Court"...the possibilities are endless!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    As soon as I saw the title I knew it was Queens lol

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