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Twitch is a demented world I'm glad I was never a part of.

Right wing people like him.

I watched some of his early stuff and he had some decent takes. Then he went off the walls and I just stopped watching, was not hard form we since I watched him so in frequently

We’re living in an age where entertainers mirror their audience. They aren’t about escape from reality or ideals to dream of. They are about wallowing in reality. They excuse the sorry condition their audience is in. Frankly, I think they occupy a brain space that used to be occupied by having friends. We have all had stupid friends we sit around and do stupid shit with, right? Well, not anymore. Now you just watch this idiot on your phone. It’s depressing as hell.

He was a huge WOW player and on his decline he hopped to FFXIV. Now I was a FFXIV player for years and loved the recognition. So his followers just ballooned because he hired a hit squad and went after the harder stuff in end game. He left that game but kept the followers. He was funny at times. But I can see why his popularity grew within video games. He's a solid streamer on that front.

Soon, they'll be old enough to vote... As if that's gonna be a thing by then.

Twitch and Twitter have some overlap. Probably people from Twitter typed "Twi" and were suggested Twitch and vice versa.

He's the pan handler performing for an audience the same as him without the fame.

because, we are so overwhelmed with obvious fake bullshit 24/7, that anything "real" is a breath of fresh air.

Asmongold is some random hoarder whose claim to fame is playing fucking WoW, he also used his newfound status to take care of his ailing mother and now father.

this is why more people tune in to watch any given asmongold stream than they do fucking...jimmy kimmel, who only has a show because he knew someone and they couldnt find anyone else with less edge.

it's like...the truman show in way

i always get recommended his videos so maybe thats why???

he got famous for being a "BUM" streamer.

It's exclusively other people that don't shower for 3 months.

Yes he does this to troll. He often says things because he is trolling just to get outrage.

Not saying it's right, but this is what he does.

I don't think his layers will be making anyone horny

The corneum is literally your best defense against infections. Scrubbing it off isn't a life hack in any form, it's just ignorance.

Sure enough, he ended up finding a dead rat. Unsurprising, considering he previously used a dead rat as an “alarm clock” because the sun would begin cooking the corpse, causing it to smell, and the stench would wake him up.

Everytime asmongold comes up I always think he can't get more disgusting but someone always has to prove me wrong

also helps to not eat twinkis and other snack cakes with maggots in them. which he has done.

skin does have a “horny layer”

me too, bud, me too

Not true, we tried to rinse you out multiple times.

Pretty sure that was a bit. Not even close to the most significant issue with him

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the water he drank Fiji? If so, that'd explain his reaction. To me, that water tastes soapy.

He's an entitled man-child YouTuber who gained some popularity as an mouthy asshat playing World of Warcraft back in the day. And since then he's convinced himself that because he has a following he must be a gifted genius. And apparently that has translated into him not showering for reasons.

In short, as you already knew and implied, he's less than nothing special.

Don't forget he has the personality of a wet brick.

I don't understand why anyone still watches him.
Like, is his commentary just that insightful and entertaining? Or is it just watching how far it'll go?

And, for some reason, he remains wildly popular, despite being a disgusting incubator for the next global plague.

Repulsed by water? Does he have Rabies?!

Dissolve*

what about gym???

A whole ecosystem of bacteria, fungi and insects previously thought to be extinct, intentionally eradicated or entirely new to science; all on the body of a man who makes more than enough money contract several HAZMAT teams

He can PAY to have his room clean. Let that sink in.

its the "are we the baddies" expression.