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Asmongold thinks he was “beginning to evolve” by not showering for three months - Dexerto (www.dexerto.com)
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[–] 17 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the water he drank Fiji? If so, that'd explain his reaction. To me, that water tastes soapy.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Should taste like corpo fascism, the reznicks are deeply deeply terrible people.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

    Didn't know their names till now, but I am not surprised since their fiji water consistently has the highest amount of fecal contamination of any bottled water. They also have FDA recalls, and enough microplastics to get a lawsuit..

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    They're also pom wonderful, cuties, and wonderful pistachios. L if you get into the California water bank situation it gets a bit dystopian.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    They have the massive almond farms right? I think that's what I read earlier.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yeah they grow tons of crops with huge water demands and that's a major major factor in the California water shortage.

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