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[–] 25 points 1 year ago (11 children)

And that's why our median lifespan is lower. Well that, and some of us being idiots.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Ok, a lot of us. But can you blame us?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    We sure can't. Wouldn't know where to start for one. Wait. What were we talking about again?

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Do you think I can do a flip off this fence?

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    No, but do it anyway -- it'll be hilarious. Here, let me hold your beer.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I got $5 he can do it with the beer.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Swap his aluminum can for a glass bottle, and you're on!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    What do you have against my tinny?

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  • [–] 48 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    I remember once being home alone in bed with my dog. There was some unexpected noise in the house (probably a cat, I don't think I ended up investigating) and he and I both turned and looked each other in the eyes as if asking "did you hear that?"

    I think it's probably the closest I've come to truly communicating with an animal.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    My cats always look at me when they hear something unusual.

    They want to know if they should be concerned or not. If I look concerned they go investigate. If I don’t, they settle back down.

    They also gladly follow me into the basement when there’s a bad storm and I rush down. Doesn’t take much convincing, they trust me very much. Won’t come when I call them any other time tho.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    That's great!

    I've not had many dogs, but for the most part if there's an unexpected sound, they look towards the sound, then maybe look at me for clarification. This experience was unique in my memory.

    Maybe I was anthropomorphizing but it felt like he had identified that we were home alone, identified that the noise was unauthorized, and looked to me to confirm that the noise was not imagined.

    He was never too worried about weather, but would come if called. I'm not sure that, during his lifetime, we ever had a weather event worthy of retreating. The next dog came from an abusive household and I'm pretty sure had been repeatedly left exposed during storms; the moment there was even a hint of thunder, she was leaning against the nearest human if not hiding behind them. I couldn't have gone downstairs without her even if I tried under those circumstances.

    My cats don't care about noises or inclement weather in the least.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Glad the source of the noise didn't come after you! It's nice that you had someone in that moment!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    If it was a cat as I suspect, they've been following me for years! Two of them were the first pets I got as an adult and they've outlived all but one pet I got since them.

    edit: s/then/them/

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    You mean I get to protect the house and carry a weapon???

    Cool!

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (4 children)

    Depending on how you classify a weapon, sure, you get to carry a broken tree branch or a rusty shovel.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Why do you have a rusty shovel in the bed room?

    Or do I not want to know?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Everyone masc af until the garage door opens randomly at 3 AM.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    It's as if they think men are stab-proof, bulletproof, or rape-proof.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    I don't need anyone to care for me, so that is why I won't care for anyone, because no one cared for me. You don't deserve better.

    EDIT: This is not about women, I don't care about that. I'm just a normal Misanthrope, hitching a ride. I didn't have any rejection experience from women, because I didn't bother.

    Anyway, I don't know what some people's problem with me is, but I will just block those who threaten my well-being in any way.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Nope, they're just strong & brave & can protect everyone when they fight & win.

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    [–] 12 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    men are disposable. it sucks but that’s where this expectation comes from.

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  • [–] -3 points 1 year ago* (6 children)

    I literally cringed at this shit. Men feel the need to be such victims these days, it's pathetic. My whole life I've never once felt disposable, to the contrary, I've felt extremely valued, respected, and loved. Might be a you problem.

    This is like women saying "women are just seen as baby makers", it's equally as cringe.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    …women are seen as baby makers by a significant amount of people and we have cultural pressures for women to have kids. it is so talked about it is a trope in our entertainment; the woman who is constantly asked when she is going to have a baby is an example of this.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    women are seen as baby makers by a significant amount of people

    I said JUST seen as baby makers, you conveniently missed that key word. Pretty dishonest.

    the woman who is constantly asked when she is going to have a baby is an example of this

    Lol who is the woman? My partner has been asked this maybe twice, because a lot of women have kids, not because they seem them as just baby makers.

    You ignore the core of my statement for weak deflection

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    When did I say you were?

    Also, if you treat men as disposable that's on you. I've never felt that way, and I'm a vet ffs.

    Women aren't seen as disposable? They get worse health care. They are left with pregnancies that will kill them. They have to fight for equality.

    This is wild ..

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