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[–] 73 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

This is pretty common in aquatic animals. It's so stuff can't escape their mouth when they're eating stuff in the water. It's also a filter.

(Leather back Sea turtle for reference)

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  • [–] 56 points 1 year ago (8 children)
  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Goose teeth image search results:

    Do not want

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Why are there ao many results? Who's talking these photos?!

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  • [–] 50 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    This is why it hurts so bad when they bite your penis.

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    This is the kind of stuff that made me believe dinosaurs became birds when I was 12. All you have to do is watch a chicken attack something or walk and replace its frame with a raptor as well.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Well the did, and they can flip a switch on chicken DNA and the chickens get tooth nubs again

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Just look at the legs of a cossovary:

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Yeah, and TRex always looked like a bird body with wing feathers missing missing. They say those scrawny things are arms but they look more like how bat wings are with claws sticking out.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    And to add to that, here’s how they reconstructed the t.rex in the past:

    And that’s how they’re done now:

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Honestly, I think its front arms should be folded towards the back, like a chicken. Then it will all be complete

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It's not bone teeth like mammals. It's beak teeth, even on the tongue.

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  • Talk to me, goose

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    It’s like it has a smaller angrier beak inside its beak

    That’s some xenomorph shit!

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Looks like something from Annihilation:

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  • Evolving back to T-Rex to fuck you up.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    All water fowl are jerks. This simply helps geese in their role.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Women: Whatcha thinkin' bout?

    Me: ........

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago*

    D,did T-rex have teeth on its toung?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Yeah, but you can grab it by the throat and falcon punch it. They're only scary until you realize it's just flapping and pecking and making hella noise, with no real way to make you bleed.

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