Usually it's not a choice.

If you car would you what were in a car know what accident to do?

The double line size words double their usage in my head...

If you car Would you what
were in a car know what
accident to do?

I only make happy little accidents

Uh... Piss pants?

!dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz

Hmmm, I choose piss myself!

No. I'm very indecisive about my accidents.

Sometimes you know.

If you got a job as a graphic designer would you know what to do?

Car what accident to do?

"Uh, no. I guess not."

It's rude to call people accidents, even if it's often true. :)

Fender bender sounds like gender bender therefore I have to assume they're similar and related, so I guess if I were going to be a vehicular outlaw I'd do that. Oh honey, your fender is bent I guess it's not as straight as you had always assumed.

If I knew then it'd be on purpose

yup I've always got the idea spinning around in my head of just turning the steering wheel a bunch in one direction to see what will happen. that being said i use public transit, so I'm much less of a liability than others. i think.

I can tell you from experience.

The other guy gets out and tries to claim it was the car mats fault. Meanwhile I have to try and work out which dent if any in his old banger is the new one. Meanwhile his BMW needs a new front grill which will probably cost more than my car's worth.

Everyone agrees not to involve the insurance companies, me because I'm about 95% confident he hasn't actually damaged my car in any way, and him because it was 100% his fault.

And yeah I did get whiplash from that crash, but I didn't sue anyone because it went away after about 4 days.

What accident to do, haha. Definitely read it the wrong way at first.

I don’t remember the name but I thought there was a community dedicated to this

Shit myself

Accidentally antifa?

maybe it’s written to be read when you have a brain injury

Why are there two "piss myself" and one "shit myself" comments...?