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[–] 113 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Must be fun being able to say crazy shit and have news articles written about it.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    You can too!

    Just gotta put it in a manifesto and do something horrible.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Im going to ask an LLM to write me a manifesto and pick a target.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago*

    You should buy ALL of the ice cream at a McDonald's and just eat ice cream until you pass out in a pile of regurgitated ice cream various types of ice cream in various stages of thawing, and of course two dozen copies of your manifesto on the evils of eating pork. Make sure it's at least a couple hundred pages long and then make a hard pivot with no explanation like 20 pages from the end to blaming the people of the Sentinel Islands for all of the world's problems, and then somehow tie it back into the pork thing.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I'm cool with the LLM doing the manifesto. But surely you know one oligarch or pedo that deserves the Luigi treatment. Hell maybe get yourself a two for one special. I know of a very wealthy, very powerful pedo thats all over the news. Surely you can "scope" one out.

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  • [–] 55 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    I always felt like when Amazon acquired The Expanse that it was likely Bezo's fantasy to have an underclass of chronically ill, resource-starved people in space - to serve his interests and make him richer.

    Glad to know I wasn't off-base.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    I thought the only ones chronically ill while not on actual planets were a subset of the rock hoppers who stayed long-term on moon stations?

    e: I mean the guy definitely thought the wrong people were the good guys, but I'll take twice as many seasons and try not to peer too hard into the sausage factory, thanks.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I think all the belters had health issues due to their height

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    Early on Tom Jane gets made fun of for his spinal surgery, but I think it was only relevant in that scene because the guys were rock hoppers and they were on Ceres which has more significant gravity than most of the belt. I may have misinterpreted, though.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    Oof it's been a long time but I thought a lot of the OPA had tattoos on their necks to obscure their surgery scars, I thought it was common. Though maybe it's different between the book and the show?

    And is Tom Jane a typo? I don't remember that character. Omg just googled it. I was like, I think that happened to Miller? But how could Tom Jane be an autocorrect for Miller?? And it's his actors name lmao

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago

    More proof that the ultra wealthy don't exist in reality.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    We don't need to live in space. Space is not naturally habitable by humans. We just need to stop fucking up the one planet that is.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Robots commuting to the moon.

    Robots.

    Commuting.

    To the moon.

    This is the most extreme case of affluenza I've ever seen. Let's pray that it's terminal.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago

    Man, I'm SO glad newspapers don't tell the whole world whenever I say something stupid. That would be really embarrassing.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago

    More proof that billionaires are completely detached from reality.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    The largest spaceship today is the falcon heavy with a payload of just over 140k lbs. To make the math easy let's say the falcon can lift 1000 people into space at a time.

    If "millions of people" means 2 million people then we would need to launch 1000 people into space twice per week for 20 years. So 8 fully loaded falcon heavys per month for 240 months straight.

    So.... No. We will not have millions of people in space any time soon.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Maybe he uses the GOP definition of people: Frozen embryos. That would drop the weight way down

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Let's send the billionaires first so they can show us!

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    He must be high from all the money he's swimming in

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    “So 10,000 years ago, or whenever it was, somebody invented the plough, and we all got richer…. I’m talking about all of civilization, these tools increase our abundance, and that pattern will continue.”

    Can't fucking help himself but think of how to get richer. He just came out and said it with his little unrelated example: "this is so we can get richer"... Who's "we"? They want you to think it could one day be you, but we know that's the opposite of what they think.

    Must be so fucking hard to imagine a technological advance that doesn't make you richer as priority #1, but helps people instead.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I was told we'd have personal jetpacks by the year 2000, yet all we got was the y2k bug and shitty cars. So I will take what Daft Bozos says with a pinch of salt and also take this time to call him a cunt.

    Bozos, you're a CUNT.

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    Lead by example, Jeff.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Nope

    Not happening, and not even close.

    We still don't have a first moon base, and no idea how to even build one that'll last.

    First you'll need a proof of concept base, it'll take you a good decade to get that done

    Then, millions? Any idea how many tickets that is?

    The richer, the dumber

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Ketamine is a great drug.

    But Musk's disciples believe we will one day be walking around on planets and moons with no air, and temperatures 100x more extreme than parts of earth no one can live in.

    These are simple people, the common clay of the new space...

    ...you know, morons.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    And on top of all this does he think we just send astronauts up to space to live in the ISS for extended periods of time all willy nilly? Or hell just sending people to the moon, that was just "ok, you're going to to the moon tomorrow, pack your bags" no. It takes months if not years of training to get someone used to living in zero g for extended periods of time. Us silly meatbags need something called gravity to live. You can't just shoot someone out into space and say "have at it". So whose going to train these millions of people? There's no artificial gravity spinny things on ships to do that. there's hardly any on the moon.

    And then what if these people want to go back to Earth for a visit? it wouldn't work. Look at Astronauts who have been on the ISS for an extended period of time when they come back. They can't walk, they look like they're going to pass out. So everytime these millions of people decide to return for a visit they also have to spend time getting help to get used to being on Earth again? no way, that's not happening. You would literally have to set up some sort of hospitals specifically for this and then train and hire a massive amount of people who deal only with getting people used to dealing with gravity again. 2045? be real jeffy boy.

    I mean again the people who are floating around in space right now are specifically selected and are in peak physical condition. The ONLY way it would maybe work is if we managed to develop a form of artifical gravity and right now that's science fiction. OR you set up a colony on Mars and right now that's a one way trip. and I've seen/read/played a lot of media where one way mars colony trips never work out well in the long run.

    Plus there's a massive Dragon on Mars....

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    This is your brain on sycophancy.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Billionaires get all the best drugs

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago

    "I don’t see how anybody can be discouraged who is alive right now,” the Amazon and Blue Origin founder said"

    I went into this article expecting the space thing to be the most unhinged thing Bezos said. But nope, it was the above quote. Insane wealth is a helluva drug.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    when will we just tell these people to shut the fuck up and that we don't care what they think? I've never heard a tech billionaire say anything remotely smart for decades now.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Putting a million people in space would require ten of thousand of launches if they were Boeing 737s carrying the people.

    Housing a million people in space would require technology that won't exist in 20 years let alone in time to have it built in 20 years.

    This kind of shit is just so fucking stupid.

    It takes them 2 years to build an Amazon warehouse in fucking Michigan. We're supposed to believe they're going to build space stations to support a million people in 20 years?

    Who is this stupid? Who believes this shit?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    If that guys in charge, I would assume those millions are being forced to work in 'Mars in Total Recall' conditions. Basically slave labor in abhorrent conditions with food/air being withheld when you don't slave away hard enough.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    How has such an idiot talker been able to accumulate such indecent amount of resources?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    That's 20 years and utterly ridiculous

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Highly doubt many will live there, if anything it will have a couple of research stations like Anctartica .

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    When you shit money like diarrhea, saying stupid shit becomes common place.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Jeffy watches too much science fiction where at some point in history, massive rockets to space became free and people stopped breathing oxygen.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    He looks absolutely ridiculous with the cowboy hat.

    All hat, no cattle.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago
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    Jeff Bezos says a lot of things

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yay Elysium!!!! I ALWAYS wanted that movie to be the dystopia we ended up with! It seemed TOO realistic.

    Except the med beds will just be normal health care.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Elysium had it backwards. The billionaires don't want to live in space leaving the workers to live in poverty on the surface. The billionaires want the workers to run space factories while they turn the earth into a big hunting reserve.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Millions millionaires will be living in space.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Oh is he going to build a space elevator or something?

    Even if we had cheap safe reliable rocket launchers (Which I think SpaceX is fairly adequately demonstrated that we do not have) millions of people wouldn't be living on the moon in 20 years. It took decades after the invention of the jetliner before millions of people were doing transatlantic flights, and as unpleasant as Florida can be, it's a lot more survivable than the moon (probably).

    These idiots say so much crap, why are we reporting on it?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Uh oh, did he get on the ketamine wagon too

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    REMEMBER even star trek went through a ww3 with 600mil dead to finally get into space.

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  • I don't think we have the capacity to launch a million people into orbit in 20 years, let alone all the stuff they need. I mean, 1 million people weigh about 150 million pounds, and that's just meat and bones. .

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    LOL that's not how capitalism works and let's face it: countries aren't interested in space programs anymore

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago*

    Look at me say the exact same thing and be thrown out the pub

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Has JetBlue ever had an orbital flight? Or was he planning to use SpaceTwitter?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Did he join scientology already?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I don't care if any people live in space in 20 years but I would like to launch Bezos, Musk and a few others there.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I ain’t going…

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    Who is going to live in space to do all menial shit they won't do themselves? Long list of applicants for space plumbers, janitors, trash collectors?

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    [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Hooba-dooba-dooba!

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    And what the heck are people going to do in space? How will they even get their Amazon packages?

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