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Amazon founder Jeff Bezos says ‘millions of people’ will be living in space by 2045—and robots will commute on our behalf to the moon (fortune.com)

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[–] Chiarottide@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe he uses the GOP definition of people: Frozen embryos. That would drop the weight way down

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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Just count every sperm cell a man has as a future person, since eggs seem to almost count as people already.

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[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

I launched 2 million people into your mom last night

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