I just thought, that would be funny. What songs do You know besides Dancing With Myself by Billy Idol, I Touch Myself by Divinyls and Whip It by Devo?

PS. I know Whip It isn't about jacking off, but still most people think it is, so to me, that counts.

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[–] 23 points 1 year ago

If you are making a playlist about masturbation, shouldn't you be doin' it by yourself?

I'll see myself out

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Shebop by Cindy Lauper Turning Japanese by The Vapors.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    The Caesars insist that Jerk It Out is not about masturbation. Nonetheless, you should add Jerk It Out

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Pictures of Lily - The Who

    From Wikipedia:

    Mark Wilkerson quotes Townshend as writing that the song is "Merely a ditty about masturbation and the importance of it to a young man." However, the song does not mention masturbation explicitly.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Steel panther - all I wanna do is fuck(myself tonight)

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Depending on how flexible you want the definition of masturbation to be. Here's a song about fucking clones.

    I would like to make an honorable mention about Peaches with Fuck the Pain Away. If you can add Whip It, I think some sex songs should get a pass.

    Thought of another one from Barenaked Ladies.

    In the Car

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    Mindless Self Indulgence has a track called Masterbates from, IMO, their best album:

    https://youtu.be/XllRkw3QBMk

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Back ro the Rocking Horse by Poison Possibly I Get Off on You by Halestorm

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    The government knows - knower

    A song about how the government uses their surveillance equipment just to watch you jerk it

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  • Fuck yes I'm so glad I get to share this

    Devin Townsend - The Mighty Masturbator

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    No one said Longview by Green day yet??

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    A Perfect Circle - Thinking of You

    Maynard has stated that song is about jerking off to the thought of having anal sex with someone.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago*

    The song Rosie by Jackson Browne is a beautiful piano ballad about masturbation.

    It’s poking fun at the desperate sound guy who tries to pick up a young woman but ends up back with “Rosie” again.

    Link

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Forgot about “woke up with wood” by zz-top

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    turning Japanese

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    Redacted due to stupidity on my behalf

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