If you are making a playlist about masturbation, shouldn't you be doin' it by yourself?
I'll see myself out
If you are making a playlist about masturbation, shouldn't you be doin' it by yourself?
I'll see myself out
Shebop by Cindy Lauper Turning Japanese by The Vapors.
The Caesars insist that Jerk It Out is not about masturbation. Nonetheless, you should add Jerk It Out
Pictures of Lily - The Who
From Wikipedia:
Mark Wilkerson quotes Townshend as writing that the song is "Merely a ditty about masturbation and the importance of it to a young man." However, the song does not mention masturbation explicitly.
Steel panther - all I wanna do is fuck(myself tonight)
Depending on how flexible you want the definition of masturbation to be. Here's a song about fucking clones.
I would like to make an honorable mention about Peaches with Fuck the Pain Away. If you can add Whip It, I think some sex songs should get a pass.
Thought of another one from Barenaked Ladies.
Green Day Longview
Mindless Self Indulgence has a track called Masterbates from, IMO, their best album:
Back ro the Rocking Horse by Poison Possibly I Get Off on You by Halestorm
The government knows - knower
A song about how the government uses their surveillance equipment just to watch you jerk it
A Perfect Circle - Thinking of You
Maynard has stated that song is about jerking off to the thought of having anal sex with someone.
The song Rosie by Jackson Browne is a beautiful piano ballad about masturbation.
It’s poking fun at the desperate sound guy who tries to pick up a young woman but ends up back with “Rosie” again.
Redacted due to stupidity on my behalf
I don't get it. I don't think it works.
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