Five syllables is
Just enough for me to say
Show me that butthole
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O beautiful cat
You are the glorious beast
Show me that butthole
Haikus love nature.
But I'm a man of culture.
Show me that butthole.
bend over he said
You are a beautiful femboy
show me that boy hole
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"There's blood in your stool,
You need a proctoscopy;
Show me that butthole."
no one knows
where the light comes from . . .
show me that butthole
Show me that butthole
Don't make me ask you again
Show me that butthole
That's a lot of work
To try to avoid saying
Chocolate starfish
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Reddit usernames
Used to frequently be like
"Show me your butthole."
This post really is
A gift that keeps on giving
Show me that butthole
I would like to join
In all these shenanigans
Show ME that butthole
An alien ship,
Eerie light and booming voice:
"SHOW ME THAT BUTTHOLE."
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The moths had a feast;
Now all of your underpants
show me that butthole.
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Show me that butthole Show me that butthole oh please Show me that butthole
Wow haikus are easy
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Bushy or corny
Your dumper makes me horny
Show me that butthole
haiku aren't that hard
It's five, then seven, then five.
You'll get used to it.
And in the pale light
I found such an endless love
Show me that bunghole
"Gurl that is a bootyhole" is seven
show me that butthole.
gurl that is a bootyhole.
damn you shit with that?
I stand in shadow
the moonlight draped around me
Show me that butthole
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Came for Haikus with "Show me that Butthole.". Left appointed.
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Where cripples can see,
And the blind can walk again,
Show me that butthole.
Your horny boyfriend
In husky voice pleads with you
"Show me that butthole."
Haikus are overrated
Bit anticlimactic too
Show me thy butthole
My name is Jason
I'm not supposed to be here
Come see my bud hole*
*bud hole - a place where my buddies hang out
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Show me that butthole
Please please please please please please please
Show me that butthole
Huge if true
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Just an FYI
You obviously have to
Show me that butt hole
It's also one of those sentences that changes meaning depending on which word you accentuate.
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