I'm uncircumcised and I was never diagnosed with autism!

Never mind that I would throw a fit as a child if my pancakes weren't cut into a grid AND THEN reassembled into their circular shape.

My mom (who doesn't like to go to restaurants because being waited on stresses her out) was also never diagnosed with autism!

Because diagnoses equal incidence rate, right?

I wonder what other correlations might go with circumcision...

I seriously thought this was the Onion WTF

"There are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism," Kennedy said Oct. 9 at President Donald Trump’s Cabinet meeting. "It’s highly likely because they’re given Tylenol."

I fear dumbasses are still going to circumcise their baby boys and will just not give them any pain reliever

You heard him MAGAts.

Cut your dicks off.

So the Christian God of the old testament caused autism by being infatuated with dick tips. Oh the Christian Nationalist are going to lose their shit over this.

RFK is hyper focused on autisim. Wait a sec....you know who else gets hyper focused on things?

So there’s zero women with autism huh

"There are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism," Kennedy said Oct. 9 at President Donald Trump’s Cabinet meeting. "It’s highly likely because they’re given Tylenol."

And of course this statistic couldn't possibly have anything to do with the fact that most boys in this country are circumcised at birth.

I mean... what the fuck?

But I can't fault finally considering an end to Male Genital Mutilation.

Wut.

How does the autism know which Tylenol was for the circumcision?

So tylenol makes your foreskin fall off which gives you autism? Where do the brain worms fit into all this?

I'm so confused.

Since US guys are like 68% circumcised, Jewish folks get circumcised for religious reasons, should be easy to determine that US guys and Jews are like 2x+ as autistic as guys are worldwide

It could be the bourbon, but this has me giggling. 😂

Not really the white hoods I'd like the federal government to be concerned about, to be honest…

That sounds like a whole lot of DISTRACTION FROM THE FACT HE RAPED CHILDREN.

Release the Epstein files!!

There MUST be something really important in those Epstein files to make up stuff this stupid for a distraction.

They probably circumcised his brain after birth...

bobby brainworms says the stupidest shit

How much of a payout do you suppose the drug manufacturers need to give donnie and the worm before a new study proves the old ones wrong?

We don't circumcise in the Netherlands. And we don't have Tylenol. We do have other brands though. So we don't have autism in the Netherlands, except for Jewish men. Guess I don't have autism anymore hahaha

When you are investigating autism but you're conservative: have we considered children's genitals?

What does this little boy's Ja Rule have to say about this?

Just ban circumcision already. Parents should not have the right to cut off your body parts

Well, if this sets back the rates of circumcision and stops a second Stonetoss from manifesting (no seriously, he became far-right due to his botched circumcision, which he blames on the Jews), then it has at least some good effects, even if unintentionally.

What kind of mental gymnastics is this?

HEY LOOK OVER HERE! WE'RE SAYING SOMETHING SILLY AGAIN! Don't ask about the Epstein files

Ease up on RFK! Physicists get that way too.

https://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2556

"Lopping off dick meat after you're born doubles the chances your brain developed abnormalities in the previous 9 months"

Sure

If that leads to less circumcision, that would be a win.